Yesterday, I decided to play some Casual Conquest. Picks start, I call for Supp because I wanted to play
Ganesha (He is fun!), and I lock him. After that, Xbal calls for ADC and locks him, and KKK calls mid and locks. Everything was fine, until...A wild
Artemis appeared outta nowhere without calling her role. I was trying to guess whether she was going to feed in solo or in the jungle, when Tick-Tock (the crocodile, not the clockwork man) instalocked him for whatever reason.Match starts. I bought Watcher's and Lono's as usual, but then I realized Sobek and Arty went to duo and Xbal to solo. So yeah, I was playing Jungle Ganesha, and I thought about writing this blog to rant about XB1 MM.
HOWEVER...
IT WORKED!!! Here is the match stats: http://smite.guru/match/xb/124434958 . I went with 3 defensive items (I traded Dynasty Plate H. for Spirit Robe) and was still soloing squishies. But to be honest, most of those enemies played like potatoes (I mean, just look at their builds). But hey, it was pretty fun.
Don't try this at home. Sorry if this was boring.
P.S.: We lost.
Huh...well, EVERYONE'S build, sorta. Let's see...with a 49 minute match, I'll assume most got a starter and so the first item is actually last.
- Enemy
Chaac with 
Hydra's Lament first?!? And 
Hastened Fatalis? And 
Stone Cutting Sword? And a 5th item of 
Gladiator's Shield, which is a bridge item that should be bought early?
- Enemy
Poseidon is almost okay, except 
Chronos' Pendant looks like it was built 2nd, and that 
Hastened Fatalis in that specific CDR build is out of place a bit...
- Did that enemy
Fenrir get 
Bloodforge? What is that F'd up order? 
Malice and a late 
Deathbringer? 
Ichaival built late? WTF IS GOING ON?!?
- Enemy
Neith with a really early 
Odysseus' Bow? 3x crit? No pen? (and apparently no starter, her first item is 
Ninja Tabi...I'm seriously dying here, and I'm not 1/2 way through all the builds...hope they get better)
- Enemy
Nemesis with 
Hastened Fatalis, and a late 
Devourer's Gauntlet...no CDR until 
Mantle of Discord, and never replaced 
Ichaival. *sigh*
- Your team's
Kukulkan...I mean, the items are actually fine, but that order is whack, with a way too early 
Obsidian Shard to penetrate...what armor on the enemy team? I don't see ONE magical protection item from the enemy team besides the 
Mantle of Discord on Nem...
Artemis...I see early 
Odysseus' Bow on so many Art players...I dun get it. Early 
Bloodforge. 3x crit. No pen.
- For your build, you got those 2 starters that weren't your fault, then finished shoes, then got
Dynasty Plate Helm (which is a solid bruiser/jungly choice when 4 OF THEIR TEAM ARE PHYSICAL #@)*^$!#)^. Then 
Mantle of Discord, 
Breastplate of Valor, 
Divine Ruin (to counter all of the personal healing that 
Neith/
Nemesis/
Fenrir/
Chaac have...okay, that works), then 
Ethereal Staff (finally got some health) and replaced Dynasty with 
Spirit Robe...well...in that end build, you overcapped CDR. With all of the basic attacking that apparently was happening, I would have gotten 
Hide of the Nemean Lion instead of BoV. Even that tanky, you did 2nd highest damage on your team, and tanked like a mofo. LOL.
- What was
Xbalanque building? Looks like 
Bloodforge first? Or did he get 2 starters? Or did he build 
Ninja Tabi 3rd? Why is 
Witchblade there? I mean...I guess, again, most of the enemy team looking to madly swing away with their weapons and claws (3 enemy 
Hastened Fatalis and whatnot)...
Sobek or you should have considered WB, not him...I dunno, whatever.
- Oh my god, thank goodness this is the last god...
Sobek didn't get a starter apparently, got 
Book of the Dead (lol), 
Bancroft's Talon (lol-ish), 
Ethereal Staff, 
Gem of Isolation (lol), 
Rod of Asclepius (@#DJKGLH(*#)@!&RT^)#@(& WTF). Wasn't he supporting with Art?
Bernardo...just come to PC or PS4 and play with me.YOU MAD
(It's actually way to easy on most supports to do that if yuo reach pretty long games)
XB1 sounds like a nightmare.
I also stole FG once with my ult.
However, today I played a game as agni (I got his ticket skin) and 4 members of my team warded! The enemy support also did. Seriously, it's sad to cheer when I see that my Sentry detected an enemy ward.
EDIT: Forgot to mention that I do have a PC account (level 13 i guess?) that I use sometimes to play with friends.
However, all that won't stop me from using it sooo...
Note that is completely normal to cut the "r"s from the end of words (normally plurals and verbs) in our portuguese, such as "Marca" that is actually "Marcar", that in this case means "to schedule, to set a date/time", and "pra" is kinda the same as "para", that means "to". Not to be confused with "parar", that means "to stop", while "Muleke" is an informally way to write "Muleque", that means "Young boy" or something like that, but in that sentence it's used with a different meaning, the same as "boiii", I think (please help me to understand what boiii means).
Looks like the tables have turned, huh?
Falando sério agora
Talvez amanhã sei lá. Seria só nós?
Losing would be painful.
Maybe it will be tomorrow. Would it be just us?"
My estimation without Google translate.
Seriously now ("Falando sério)
[Maybe tomorrow/Maybe it will be tomorrow], dunno. Wouls it be just us?"
And that last sentence is an invite if you wish to.