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May 21, 2019

What's Wrong With This Build???

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Builds  |  Game
Alright, ladies and germs, let's play a game...

What's Wrong With This Build???

Let's see which of these you'll be...


Here are the rules: All answers you provide should be in spoilers. The code for spoiler is [spoiler=my answers]. No single answer is necessarily correct, and some of this may be subjective. Some may be subtle, so keep your mind open.

Let's start, shall we?

Build 1

God: Anubis
Mode: Conquest
Situation: Mid

This should be a pretty easy one. I'm looking for at least 2 specific points.

Build 2

God: Bellona
Mode: Conquest
Situation: Solo

I might have made this one really easy too.

Build 3

God: Loki
Mode: Conquest
Situation: Solo

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April 29, 2019

Bran's Conquest - Ups and Downs

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Conquest  |  iSux  |  Yoink
I was originally just going to talk about my most recent ****py Conquest match, and was looking for the thread where we've been posting bad matches, but couldn't find it. Then I thought about the bigger picture and wanted to talk more about Conquest in general. TL;DR warning.

Conquest Vs. Other Modes

My disgusting pie chart of modes played

So, historically, as those that have known me a long time know, I was originally an Assault main.

For the first year or so of my playing experience (Season 1), I strictly played Assault outside of the random Joust match with my nephew. The (arguably) great thing about that is it made me really think and learn about building when considering comps, and it triggered the start of my guide creation career and participation on SMITEFire.

After that first year, I switched over (or rather expanded my horizons) with the Arena mode. You'd think it would have been the other way around, but whatever.

Eventually, I learned to…
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April 02, 2019

Shout out

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I haven't done one of these in a while but I'm drunk os I need to. Sorry for punctuation Grammar cuz whatever. Love you all.

BTW this is my current view.

  • boogiebSs--for trxting me in the middle of the day and saying "sorry just let me know when you're not busy so I can ask you something.

  • gulf- for being an even more surly old man than I am

  • vini-for giving me too much credit

  • pappsi-for having a crazier family that I can hear the entire time in the background making me want to mute you every single time

  • Kriega-for allowing me to close more reports than anyone else and having 0 respect for me which keeps me in line

  • dv8- for leaving me and maybe coming back

  • prism-for all the internal drama

  • ggf- for missing your kkk ult on the titan because you were being greedy and going for a kill leading ot us losing a hard fought joust match

  • taco-for being my most common partner for the last 4 years and making me feel like a noob with your high elo play

  • silent shell and luka-some

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March 23, 2019

Been away

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Hi everyone. As an FYI haven't been doing much here, as I'm on an out of state beer league hockey tournament in Vegas. No pc on hand and I don't enjoy typing my typically long-winded comments on my phone. Should resume normal contributions Monday, depending on work load.

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February 16, 2019

We Really Are All Trolls (3 Arena Games)

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AllGuardian  |  Arena  |  AutoBuy  |  AutoLevel  |  DunkSquad  |  Smite  |  SmiteTroll  |  Troll
3 recorded Arena games. 2.5 trollish games. 5 man group, featuring Taço, DV-8, boogiebass (muffinboy17, stupid-*** name), and Draisaitl (Petan).

Don't listen to us. We're terrible influences. Also, I was a bit under the influence. My face was tingly and my reactions were even slower than normal. (alcohol, people, not anything worse, geez)

Game #1: SmiteTroll god chooser, auto-buy + auto-level. Did you know that apparently, Hi-Rez feels this is a good auto-buy sequence for ALL hunters?
Auto-buy, FTW! (WTF HR)

Game #2: All Guardian, all identical (awful) builds. This is the new standard Guardian build for S6:
You saw it here first. (Don't do this, it's troll and honestly awful)

Game #3: Dunk Squad (all gods with some form of ult drop). Nox cou…
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