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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Decepticonix » June 2, 2015 8:04pm | Report
Devampi wrote:

in assault 1:4 is not bad only 5:0 is bad as a tank will be immune to your damage. also they did the same. Still for this game mode I would have seen a 5 nu wa team (or 4 and an adc). this forces aegis or a lot of deaths and this also forces squishies to get magical protection


1) So blind as a bat. Forgot that Ares is a magical. Whoops.

2) Speaking of 5:0 and Ares:

Match Link: https://account.hirezstudios.com/smitegame/match-details.aspx?match=156446238

In the Lobby, I went to go for a water break, then when everyone has selected their characters, I picked Sobek. However, according to the team, we already had a guardian, so now there were 2. However, the one thing I noticed after I picked Sobek was that we instantly became an all magical team.

Great

Early game rolls in, and the team was losing hella badly, and our "so-called" tank Ares kept ulting in bad times. He hasn't even warn us when he would ult. So left with no other choice, I called myself a temporary Bruiser, and I carried early round (Zeus DC'ed), scoring 8-7 in the end.
Also I told Ra to use his 3 to heal people, yet he still didn't listen. Ares also didn't listen early on in the game when I said is he going to be a tank. Zeus came back, and for a Zeus that DC'ed, he sure kicked some serious butt. Still doesn't make up for the fact that the team was losing, and we lost.

I could name a couple of things besides the 5:0 Magical team and Ares not ulting correctly.

1)First off, I picked Soverignty, which Ares himself has already bought, and 2 is not good. He bought that early round, so the fact that I didn't notice the chat saying that he bought it was my fault in my behalf
2) Aparentally, Ares, Anubis, and Ra are new players, so that shows that they were not very experienced in SMITE. Ra didn't heal even when I told him to heal, and Ares should've bought Heartward Amulet at the beginning of the round if he was going to be tank, which is a mandatory item for all tanks in Assault
3) Ares, Ra, and Anubis did not buy Salvation at ALL, which explains how they didn't sustain as much in the entire match.
4) Anubis, Ra, and Ares, fed. I don't think it counts as feeding for me if I did some grunt work, right?
5) Not only did Neith surpass Ra in Player dmg, who did quite finish her build, but...
Last, but not least (and perhaps what makes this match all the more interesting...)
6) Geb surpassing me, Anubis, Ares, and Ra in player damage with THAT build is SAD

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Wolfman5665 » June 2, 2015 10:32pm | Report
Im getting very tired of what Hi-Rez is doing with their skins. There's always something special you have to do to get skins nowadays...
Im not having fun, because I main Sobek and Aphrodite. Just to get the skin I want I have to gamble in a chest with FIFTY FIVE OTHER THINGS IN IT.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » June 2, 2015 10:44pm | Report
Kawaii Pop Bastet is just...so, so HiRez.

It's a mishmash of outdated memes, a fetish, and obnoxious screeching. It's stereotypical and garish and awful.

Star Guardian Lux is far more tasteful and makes more sense (based on Magical Girls) than "shove as much Japanese stereotypical **** into one skin as possible."

Seriously, look at this ****. Can you hear "If I could cuddle anything, it would be a fat baby sashimi seal!" without wincing? The entire ****ing page is like that.

Edit: Actually, upon going through some of the voice lines, I'm convinced that HiRez is entirely composed of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants who have never encountered a single Japanese girl in their entire life.

Edit Edit: I have new words describing it: Revolting, repugnant, disgusting, shameful, racist, sickening, stupid, repulsive, loathsome, abhorrent, detestable, obnoxious, appalling, offensive, foul, nasty, vile, odious, and vulgar.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by ThePerfectPrism » June 3, 2015 5:21pm | Report
Subzero008 wrote:

I have new words describing it: Revolting, repugnant, disgusting, shameful, racist, sickening, stupid, repulsive, loathsome, abhorrent, detestable, obnoxious, appalling, offensive, foul, nasty, vile, odious, and vulgar.


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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FemFatalis » June 3, 2015 6:24pm | Report
Subzero008 wrote:

Edit: Actually, upon going through some of the voice lines, I'm convinced that HiRez is entirely composed of White Anglo-Saxon Protestants who have never encountered a single Japanese girl in their entire life.

I mean...HiRezPonPon was probably their inspiration lol.

But, in all seriousness, I totally agree. This skin is in very poor, borderline racist, taste.

To add to the purpose of the thread, a QQ. The Medusa Athena lane. Seriously?? Who thought this would be a good idea?? I've had to face it 3 times over the last week and it's ******* annoying.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Subzero008 » June 3, 2015 6:47pm | Report
Curse is dumb. It's really ****ing dumb. I said it a million times before, and it's dumb.

Having curse available in soloQ games is bad because it breaks the game. Either you have it, or you lose.

And there are plenty of reasons why people don't get Curse. Some get lag or crash or other problems. Some don't want to support the toxicity from it. Some people have ****ty laptops that overheat and break when too many things are going on at once. Etc.

And so, you have this incredibly ******** system that everyone is forced to use. It encourages and propagates toxic behavior.

Other MOBAs don't let you have solo queue voice chat. Smite does, and it pisses me off.

I suspect that's another reason why lag problems are worse, for me at least - the multitude of Curse users puts a strain on the game. It wasn't lagging so regularly before Curse was added.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Devampi » June 4, 2015 3:11am | Report
FemFatalis wrote:



To add to the purpose of the thread, a QQ. The Medusa Athena lane. Seriously?? Who thought this would be a good idea?? I've had to face it 3 times over the last week and it's ******* annoying.

I'm sorry for inventing this as the moment dusa came out and my brother played her i needed to go athena support. because guarteed ult hit.

Subzero008 wrote:

Other MOBAs don't let you have solo queue voice chat. Smite does, and it pisses me off.


Ever heard about DotA 2? DotA 2 has a inbuild voice chat in the game. all your teammates can hear you and can use it. you can also mute people for voicechat. so it's better then curse

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Kid Meta » June 6, 2015 9:02pm | Report
A meme I just made when the topic of starter items came to mind. http://i.imgur.com/RA4AqMU.png
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Wolfman5665 » June 10, 2015 11:22pm | Report
The fact that I get the stupidest teams in leagues...

YEA BECAUSE FIGHTING 5V1S IS TOTALLY THE WAY TO GO, OR LETS NOT WARD AT ALL.


Qualifiers going with 1 win 5 losses... -.-

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by ThePerfectPrism » June 11, 2015 5:57pm | Report
5 wins 7 looses Silver 4, 22 thingies in
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