The QQ Thread of Gods!

I agree I did see this in LoL sometimes (only against bots though) and in dota ones but I have seen vids of ranked play where the supports got the kills (not talking about the lion only here) even when their carry was helping. And they didn't ***** about it because removing a player can be huge in dota.




I feel your pain and that's for the quadra too

I was playing a Short-hand 3v3 Conquest map with and some other person, Ra I think. Couldn't quite remember, even though I looked up my player stats. Oh well.

In the MOTD, and I said to the members of the lobby that I rarely play Conquest, not to mention a total noob to roles (Mainly an Assault person). They just went "****".

Originally I wanted to pick Hades for this Conquest MOTD map, considering that Hades could be a dmg person and a pretty good tank, but with the recent fails I had had with this guy, my gut was not just feeling it atm. Then I chose Ymir. Anhur was like "stupid". I replied with "?". Then he replied with "Hades builds more dmg than ymir does." Which I can't propose that that isn't true, but a little defense can't hurt right?

In the MOTD, I was helping these same people to get buffs, anhur dies twice, then my right tower, in which I was suppose to defend lost (the reason being that I was helping this other mage get out of trouble).
THEN Anhur has the Audacity, THE AUDACITY, to say "Stupid Picking Ymir". LIKE YOU HAVE ROOM TO TALK, YOU COULDN'T EVEN SURVIVE 2 BATTLES OVER HUN BATZ OR SOME ASSASIN. And it was like Early game too.

However, mid-game was a trumph card for me. The enemies were at the fire giant, being the only person left on the team that has survived, and with Blink and HOG, I stole the Fire Giant Kill right before they nabbed it away from me.

As a result, we won that game, and despite not getting many kills (3-3-2, but tanks weren't meant to get kills anyways), I decided to reply back "Stupid picking, huh?"

He was quiet after that.

Lesson of the day people (or TL;DR whatever you guys call it), NEVER judge a book by it's cover.

Might as well leave some of my rage here also.

Earlier today I played a Joust match with my best friend, whose nickname is "Smoke"

Ok, he is a mastery level 10 Hel, so, when the God Selection Screen pops up, he chooses her. I'm like " Hey, I'll just chill and let the guy choose " The random chose Xbalanque. I was like " Sure, Xbalanque is going to hold the physical for the team ... I'll go Geb ! " So I choose Geb.

So the match was fine until I noticed that Xbalanque did not connect to the game. I was like " That used to happen to me, let's wait until 1:00 "

Well ... let's just say Xbalanques only get's back at 9:54, The KD for each team is 4-3 ( My team winning ). When he got back I told my friend " He is going to be a liability " Didn't took him 1 minute do to a 1v3, HE IS LEVEL 3 AND HE GOES AFTER EFFING LEVEL 14 GODS , WHICH WERE NU WA, NEITH AND CABRAKAN ! Insinde 3 minutes, the KD was 5-8. I was like : Why are you engaging when me and smoke are at base ? He was like : Sorry, lag.

Ok, I can understand lag until a certain amount, but to stay 20 seconds facing 3 gods when everyone said " [VSTB] I'm returning to base ! " ... Is just being pure "dumb"

Anyhow, I lost that match and I got really upset at it. That's why Hi Rez needs to make a 2v2 map, like the Joust the Two of Us, the MOTD from 04/21/15 . Nuff said !

So i decide I want to play some conquest. I immediately call jungle as soon as I get in. I'm about to lock when a Thor decides he wants jungle more and locks in as him. Luckily our solo was nice enough to give up his role for me.

When we get into the game the Thor pretty much instantly dies to the enemy nu wa and leaves me alone in a 2v1 when he respawns. After that he didn't get any better and every time he "Ganked" me he basically just fed the Nu Wa more and more. Despite this I still dominated in lane and destroyed the tower. Since Thor wasn't ganking mid I decided to rotate and gank him since the enemy jungle was in his lane.

THEN the "jungle" Thor decides he has the guts to call me a "F***cking NOOB" for not staying in my lane. After that I just threw a few insults at him because that wasn't the first time he had said **** about me, and I was already tired of players like him. What I said ended up shutting him up and we all reported him for harassing me (which he did before I shut him up).

Tl;dr - Im really sick of these kids who think they're the best at smite and if they fail it was someone else's fault.

I'm not sure how this **** is designed but the tp/elo rewardings are ****ing ridiculous. I win a game I carry at like 11 - 2 and I get 5 tp with all players all around platinum. Then this match happens with all high *** elos which includes a DC up until 15:00 minutes in the game and we actually did a pretty good job at holding them off with four people. INSTEAD OF F6'ING AT 10 LIKE ANY OTHER WEAK-MINDED INDIVIDUAL, WE LET IT GO ABOUT AND LOSE ****ING 16 TP ON MY PROMO MATCH WITH A DC AND ******ED BROKEN BELLONA LIKE NO. "ROMA INVICTA" MY *** CHEEKS.

*ahem*

Sorry guys! Probably the first time I have let "a little" anger out!

That moment when you only have around an hour and a half to play, and you go into a match as a god with difficult skillshots only to discover you're lagging like Hel, feed because you're going from 100 to 0 before the frame even changes and then get blamed for losing. Start another match, get forced to play ADC, feed again, question existence. Finally go into assault because you want a less serious match since you're still lagging, get f@#$ing Chronos and can't land a single basic attack or Time Rift to save your life and can't react fast enough with lag to even save yourself with Rewind.

I want a laptop with a ******* ethernet port my god .

The moment when you're going crazy in a teamfight and then you realize your team all left you.

The times when your teammate calls you a noob for playing to enjoy the game and trying something new. Teammates that tell you they you suck or are feeding on purpose. Yet never fore warns you of a possible trap or tell you how to 'fix'/improve your build.

When you want to post on this thread daily.

or all new laptops are gettign wifi dependent or you haven't looked good enough because most laptops got an port for LAN


As long as your doing this in casual I agree. if you play ranked you shouldn't come with the I play for fun sentence (which I saw in a ranked dota match that guy got told by almost everyone (both teams) to go an d play casual/pubs) because ranked is to win (that's why I always play pubs)