The QQ Thread of Gods!

Played two 5v5 Sieges for the MotD earlier, and they went great. I really missed 5v5 Siege.

However, let's get to the normal routine.

Played a few Assault matches. Two of them went ****ty because of ********* "New" Wa. One went pretty well, though I got mad focused, so I didn't have much fun. Wanted to try to get one more game in to hopefully have a good game.

That's where my last game came in. We were doing great, and I was doing pretty well myself. We had taken out the phoenix and were probably a few minutes away from winning. All of the sudden, Smite closed and everything else started closing.

***********ing Windows update decided "Just because you're having a good game, **** you, I'm updating and shutting all of your **** down without warning you!"

When I finally get back, game over, got deserter.

So, with all the rage I have inside of me, I want to give my sincerest "**** YOU!" to HiRez and Microsoft. "**** you!" to HiRez for forcing us to deal with all the ********* OP gods in this game, and a "**** you!" to Microsoft for Windows just not allowing me to get one decent game in at the end of the night.

Seriously, I'm so damn angry right now, I can't even outburst or my head will probably explode.

NU WA's ULT RARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I hate Artemis.

The range and damage on her 3 is a bit much, and Tusky's damage is a bit ridiculous.

I literally just had a match where the Artemis continually focused me, using her 3 then Tusky, and no matter how far away I had gotten he always homes in like a rocket, allowing her a free kill because everytime we fought she could use that ability like every 20s.

Just when I am enjoying the hell out of this game, all queues are stuck on now. :(

Also, **** Mercury. I am so sick of this ****ing guy and now he gets a skin for even more Mercs to play with and against.

Anyone happen to know what servers Texas uses? Been having horrendous ping for the last two days.

Playing the motd where it's joust 3v3 and you can be Ra, Vamana, and Ymir. I have ten masteries on Ymir, and seven on Ra. I have a decent understanding of Vamana but only one mastery on him. I am just trying to get my gems and gtfo but I keep getting put with either people who have never played the god or people who have just never played. They end up feeding and it always ends in a horrendous lose. I try to help them out and teach them about the god they are playing generally (and I make sure to be polite and never condescending) but they always just brush me off, rush in, and die a lot more. Many people don't seem to understand that it is damn difficult to beat a god 4 or 5 levels above you who actually understands their character a bit.

you didn't get that lucky of a Ra, Ymir or Vamana quiting. It's a fun game mode still

Nu Wa's ult is literally press four for a kill or three. It nees changed, badly.

https://account.hirezstudios.com/smitegame/match-details.aspx?match=100187313

Just... please.

If it can't give you a game with teammates the same skill as yours. Then DON'T GIVE ****TY ONES LIKE THAT!!!

That should be a thing right? If it can ONLY give you 4 overly stupid teammates. Better not give you the game at all and just queue again.

...Going to wash down some of this "salt."