The QQ Thread of Gods!

i was hoping that would stay out of smite. why must there be COD mentality?!

I've lost more matches today than the entire freaking week! Loss after loss after loss after loss. Meditation into ragers into Russians into whatever jajajaja into crybabies into troll picks into guys who don't freaking farm into ... URGHHHH!! Dropped bellow 80% win rate today.

AHHHHHHHH. Our internet provider had tried to improve their internet speeds at certain times of the day (something like that) but what actually happens has created this time period to make the internet to become extremely slow, making it impossible to play internet depended games. I can't play SMITE till around 11 pm, barely giving me time to play one game before going to bed so I'm not a zombie for school. It's been like for 2 weeks with no site of it ending ;_; I don't want to wait till weekend night to play my favorite game, it's too fun to wait that long.

My thoughts every time my slow internet ruins my experience...
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That damn Internet "God" Someone nerf him please!

After this patch, Smite has been crashing on me, and lucky me, I get to crash after I joined the queue, so I get to lose my goodwill, get a leave on my stats, and a 30 minute deserter punishment. [VEA]

Had the most terrible Arena match... 3-men premade in my team, I was Thanatos. Our pre-made Sobek took redbuff, went in directly and died.. He died 4 times before anyone other got even damaged! Needless to say the other 2 were feeding like madmen too and me too, cause fed enemy and no help from team..

TL;DR: STAY AT THE BASE INSTEAD OF BEING ****ING STUPID!

I played a game of arena with 2 other friends, I went 20 Something and 3 as Ymir, My friend Nieth 13/2 I think, and my friend feb goes around 12/3. In the lobby one of the other teammates complains that we suck for having 2 tanks, and we were stupid. He went around 3/8. :)

Hate when that happens, I've crashed 3 times in the last month or so. :(

I just got done with a match. I wen 4/15 with Bakasura, someone I usually shine with. The problem? The team we were against in Conquest was Poisiden, Zeus, Agni, Au Kuang and Ullr........the most frustrating game I've ever had...

And my second match of the day....I called solo lane, and while trying to decide between Sun Wukong (who I have had ZERO luck with....) and Guan Yu (who I only played as once and didn't really get) three members lock in Bastet, Loki and Neith. I chose Guan Yu and locked in not realizing anything (my bad, I know). I realize we need a mage and we tell the last guy to get a mage.....

He picks Ullr.

So, my second time with Guan Yu, first time since understanding the game...and I have to run mid lane because no one else will. Our jungle refuses to buy wards or do mid camps...so between going toe to toe against Anubis and trying NOT to get ganked by pro jungle Thanatos...I'm grabbing mid camps and trying to stay alive. I mange to get the mid tower down by myself...though by this point I have no kills. 7 minutes in, and the only tower down is the one I have taken down. I'm level 11, everyone else in my party is level 9 or so. Enemy team has a level 15 (Anubis), a level 13 and the rest are 10-11. Three of the other team rotate into mid lane, where I am by myself. Finally the jungle comes over and helps.

Team fights break out, I still have no kills, but I do have 3 deaths and 5 assists. That's fine, I don't care about KDR, I care about WLR. We are actually holding our own, despite the fact we have no mage, and they have Artemis, Hades, Anubis, Chaac and Thanatos.

Now, the game itself isn't my QQ moment. No, the game was actually not that bad. Considering the circumstances, we destroyed two of their phoenixes, and our Bastet had a good KD going on. Of course, at the end, we got overwhelmed and we lost.

Then comes the best part. The guy who picked Ullr at the very end, when he saw we needed a mid....he says "God, what a noob team..."

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