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Another story but a quick one today.

Went to the gas station a block up from me and these kids ask if I can buy them cigs. I ask for ID and they all go we dont have em on us, left em at the house. I then said, so you want me to buy you them and they all said yes. I laughed and said you should prolly not ask an off duty cop these types of questions. If only I was a cop.
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You know, I really want to make a new guide, I really do. One problem. I SUCK **** WITH EVERY OTHER GOD!! Besides He Bo that is. Are there any Gods that you guys recommend and play and possibly make a guide on, like anyone who plays similar to him. I tried Agni.... Don't want to talk about it, but he is fun though.
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So I figure since I intend on being around some I should give out the funny things that seem to just fall into my lap. I promise that all stories and all details unless needing to be changed to protect someone or something, shall all be 100% truth and accurate. I say that because, well, this first one that we are starting off with is a bit hard to believe.

I had to go to court this morning for a crime that was committed by myself. Nothing serious and no one was killed or anything pretty simple stupid stuff. Anyway, I got there and was called up and the judge asked me if I was there to face charges or change his oil. You see I just threw on jeans, nice looking jeans, but jeans none the less. I said "Im sorry sir?" But ALMOST had that "The **** you just say to me" tone. He repeats it and I say back, well I can change your oil but that means you dropping all charges. He laughs, yes thats right folks he laughed. THIS was his downfall as I knew that this could be good for me.

He reads me …
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Not sure if this is where something like this would go but here goes

Check out my guides and let me know if they are lacking

Cupid

Bastet

Thanks :)
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Finally starting to get around to putting more detail in my guide. More builds (theorized) and line dividers and such. Keep an eye out, if you're intrigued.

(btw, idk why my signature sags....if anyone is good with coding, think you could help me out with that? Thanks! =3 )
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I want to continue guide reviews, but tbh, some of the guides aren't really worth reviewing, as they're just skill sequence and aabilities with no writing. So.... do you guys really want me to review them or just ignore them?
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Hey, OddArcade here!

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I tried my hand at creating my own God in the forum page. I'm pretty proud with what I created, so here it is :P

Aphrodite- Goddess of Beauty

Beauty's Embrace- Passive
Aphrodite's basic attacks cause the target to receive a stack of 'Charm'. Upon receiving 3 stacks, the opponent will be charmed for 2 seconds. Charmed opponents will slowly walk towards Aphrodite. Once an enemy is charmed, all other stacks on enemies refresh.

Kiss of Attraction
Aphrodite sends out a kiss in a line in front of her. Targets hit will be charmed for 1.5 seconds. After the charm, an aura will persist around Aphrodite, causing all enemies to have their armor decresed by 10 and ally armor to be increased by 10. At max rank, this deals 250. (+40% of Magical Power), 6 second cooldown and a mana cost of 50. Auras can not stack with eachother, but can stack with items.

Wink of Craziness
Aphrodite winks, causing all enemies in a cone in front of her to be stunned. After using this ability, an aura will persist, …
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T.T I can't downvote a guide cos then I know my guide will get downvotes T.T This is quite the predicament..... I basically have to say the guide is decent. I f I say it's bad, I can tell that my guide is going to get an avalanche of downvotes.... so yeah.
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