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3 recorded Arena games. 2.5 trollish games. 5 man group, featuring Taço, DV-8, boogiebass (muffinboy17, stupid-*** name), and Draisaitl (Petan).

Don't listen to us. We're terrible influences. Also, I was a bit under the influence. My face was tingly and my reactions were even slower than normal. (alcohol, people, not anything worse, geez)

Game #1: SmiteTroll god chooser, auto-buy + auto-level. Did you know that apparently, Hi-Rez feels this is a good auto-buy sequence for ALL hunters?

Auto-buy, FTW! (WTF HR)

Game #2: All Guardian, all identical (awful) builds. This is the new standard Guardian build for S6:

You saw it here first. (Don't do this, it's troll and honestly awful)

Game #3: Dunk Squad (all gods with some form of ult drop). counts because she can jump inside of teammates' shadows (or, if you'r boogie, you can think of it a much more disgusting way, see 6:40).

Team was: , , , ,

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(35) |

What a bunch of tards

(401) |

Reported.

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Denied.

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(17) |

Sustained.

(7) |

Overruled.

(81) |

Rejected.

(35) |

Exactly

(143) |

How did you lose a 5 stack arena game?

(81) |

Don't forget who you're talking to here, Kriega. :P

(401) |

What's a 5 stack? You mean full team?

They had a balanced team (2 mag/3 phys) with the ability to dive and output high early damage. We had 4 phys (due to SmiteTroll god rolls) and 3 were hunters who are somewhat weaker early game.
Also, auto-buy had me leveling Eagle Eye first. WHY? That would be my last skill to level.
Instead of allowing Kuzen to be aggressive with things like Void Stone or getting more CDR, it had him going full tanky. He DID tank a ton, but he could have done so much more damage.
Also, anytime I'm on a team there's a chance to lose =)

(143) |

5 stack, full team, same thing.

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You should know as well as anyone that having a full team doesn't mean you win. Also, if you listen to our chatter during games, we don't coordinate or strategize much. We're just having fun.

(7) |

Silly bran, you’re not allowed to have fun playing smite. It’s serious stuff.

(7) |

There’s no way this should have worked

(17) |

I've always wanted to try the dunk squad. So fun

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