(as I'm getting to lane in a Conquest match)
Zilby: "I guess Watcher's Gift is still fine to get."
GGF: "Yep."
Zilby: "Watcher's, shoes, potions."
Me: "Watcher's, Lono's Mask, and potions."
Zilby: "Watcher's, WHAT, and potions?"
Me (slowly): "Lono's Mask."
Zilby: "I...literally can't afford that."
Zilby: "I guess Watcher's Gift is still fine to get."
GGF: "Yep."
Zilby: "Watcher's, shoes, potions."
Me: "Watcher's, Lono's Mask, and potions."
Zilby: "Watcher's, WHAT, and potions?"
Me (slowly): "Lono's Mask."
Zilby: "I...literally can't afford that."
Also, side note, some other "fun" things we're not doing again:
And one that's always fun:
- Dunk Squad (or Dive comp or whatever). AKA everyone has to have an ult that crashes down from up high in some way. Other gods that work:
Thor, 
Ao Kuang (sorta), 
Apollo, 
Ne Zha, 
Sun Wukong (sorta). And NO, Tech, 
Nu Wa doesn't count. She floats down. You messed it up!!!
Does Smite have a troll build maker which tells you which champ to play and what to build?
E.G. This is LoL generator
tells you the champion (or even the full team) the build and the lane
http://smitetroll.com
Not fully up to date
AND TO BE FAIR I WRECKED **** AGAINST A
I don't deserve this sass Bran :P
But wait...you didn't keep me ALIVE. With you, I'm supposed to be INVINCIBLE. I don't care about anyone else! You're MY support!!! That means, I get 0 DEATHS. I don't care how out of position I am, you hear me?!? DO YOUR JOB!!!!!!
sorry bud
Of course you guys lost that assault match. There are only 2 Mystical Mails.
I can't play this late ¯\_( '-' )_/¯
Sorry for being so **** though. Same time tonight? Hopefully I'll be less ****ty?
Probably not playing tonight, but we'll see. Depends on if wife stays up.