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The publish date of my Serqet guide just got delayed, it was supposed to be today until i figured out that this is not the way i actually play Serqet. Im gonna try to actually show the way i actually play her, so i guess you'll have to wait for it.
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Hey everyone, _angrytoast here.


I recently began working on a general guide to the solo lane and I feel that my guide will be too large. I've added a part on team composition and am about 5% through the specific god strategy guide (Basically separate mini guides on solo laners) and I have have hit around 3000 words. I feel that if I continue with this much writing I will be publishing a book, not a guide. Mind you my BB coding is quite aesthetically pleasing but only so much can be done to avoid a wall of text... suggestions?
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Ao Kuang looked at the frightened villagers below him. He towered over them by at least 15 feet, and the fact that he was floating wasn't doing any harm either. He gazed around the immediate area and took note of the impoverished town. It looked like it had seen better days, and Ao Kuang noticed the futile efforts to protect the villagers by housing them in the barracks. He laughed and the small gathering of villagers at his feet flinched away. This caused him to laugh more, and he reveled in the feeling. It had been many years since he had left his Chrystal Palace, and his worshippers had been growing thin throughout the years in his absence. He was weaker than he should be, far weaker. He needed to gain more worshippers, and after gazing at the tiny man in the blue and gold robe, he realized that the man might be able to help him.

"Tiny man. What do you seek of me"? Ao Kuang spoke with an ignorant confidence, he already knew why he had been summoned. The entire earth stank of other…
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Just in case you didn't see the video, enjoy:
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So I never do a New Year's Resolution because I'm just not a fan of them. I mean, if I want/need to do something, I've never felt the need to wait until the New Year to acknowledge that and get on it. Although, I did promise a friend as one I would try out League again since she's a huge fan of it, so meh.

Anyway, despite this, I came up with an idea that I will start doing on the first of January of next year. I'm going to give each year a theme (maybe more if I need), and every day of that year, I'm going to learn something based off of that theme. I am going to write about it and pack it away in a folder so that by the end of the year, I will have 365/366 entries. I have a few ideas of what I want to do each year, such as one year being all about geography/learning about every country/territory. I spend a lot of time reading and doing research on different things, so that won't change, but I think it would be pretty cool to do this every day and write about it.

For my first year, …
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My life has peaked, guys.





Had to include the Y or else I'd have to crop out part of the tail. The Y turned out okay but I failed pretty hard on the bottom loop. :,(
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Just thought I'd make a blog out of it.

I just felt like playing a serious cq match from all the stupid casual ones. Didn't even know I was in my promotion match.

That's the first time I was promoted. Heck. I was left to be support and I thought I'd be bad since even though I do know how to play support well, Its not a pref role.

But I guess I still had it :D

Yay.
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Yeah Dany utterly destroyed me. Got my *** whopped.

And here's how.
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1252 AD
In a small town of Jostono, a crowd was gathered around a podium. There were murmurs among the townspeople of the Great War. They knew that the Gods were getting restless, and that other towns had been ravaged by their legendary fighting. The TownKing was standing on the podium, looking very afraid. Everyone waited anxiously for him to speak, since he had announced that he had very important news. The crowd was nervously shifting their feet, the Gold supply had been running low, and they couldn't afford to hold off an invading God. Most towns had already claimed a God, but Jostono didn't have the resources or the worshippers to appease and call down one. They all jumped when the TownKing spoke. He spoke with a deep, booming voice, which was laced with sorrow.

"It is to my regret that our town has become poor this season", some townsfolk were already weeping, "And it has come to my attention that a larger town, Reganas, is on the warpath with their God, Anubis." He looked down…
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In the near future, I am going to narrate Smite battles. It will be in the perspective of the god that I either choose, or am playing. Most of the stories will be based off of my own battles, but you can send me your own and I could narrate them. These stories will be in chapters, and will include some exposition on how the story is going to work. (AKA buying items, returning to base, dying, and actives). This is probably going to be a really long project of mine, and I doubt that you will read my stories, but it would be cool if you did!

THE STORIES WILL BE POSTED IN THE GUIDES SECTION, AS I CAN ADD CHAPTERS THERE.

P.S.
The first story is going to be a joust themed story.

SMITE STORIES PART 1 AND 2 ARE NOW PUBLISHED. FEEL FREE TO READ THEM! :D
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