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Zzz, I read all this stuff about how cold it is and how wondrous snow is, and here I am, sitting in my room, air-conditioning full blast, sweating like a mad man.

So, how is it like having snow in the city? If it is snowing, that is.

And yes, I have seen snow, but never in the city.

EDIT: Just got word that it's going to be 40 Degrees Celsius on Thursday. Joy!
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Hi, Im annoyingness, a new guide writer at smitefire, which write guides only for the annoying gods! stay tuned for a bruiser bacchus builds and much more. write to me who you think is the annoyingest god in the game.
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This is a collection of thought threads I've had relating to my predicament at the moment. I thought that you guys might want to see them.

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--- ...This isn't impossible. I can turn this around. But there's something stopping me - what is it? I am fully capable of doing this, but the same thing that makes me procrastinate is keeping me from reverting it. Self-defending... this isn't gonna be easy. --- ...OR, maybe, this chronic tiredness I have isn't a result of what's happening, it could be a message from the part of me I don't understand. To relax, to let it go... it. IT. Not all. What is "it", then? I'm holding on to something, and that something is causing this, an unknown philosophy or something. A Berlin Wall that I'm defending without realizing it. But WHAT IS IT?... --- "I'll send an S.O.S. to the world/Message in a Bottle"... where is that from? wait - that might be what I need. Send out an S.O.S. to the world, call in everybody who I'm close to and who I think can help, to t…
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The only mistake I made during my English test.

Its going to hunt me through the entirety of Christmas -_-
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IGN= DoubleHgamer
Looking for 3v3 team, have all gods, lvl 30, best role is adc, can play any role but tank.
I'm a casual player right now but want to learn how to be competitive.
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So, I never though I'd ever make a blog like this, but I guess this needs to be said. Reason I haven't been updating my guides or keep making the 2 I'm making right now is because I'm playing different games (Just got into silver in league, that **** just took 12 years off my life). But also I entered a state of depression, because recently my girlfriend broke up with me and I had so much work overdue and I've been having nightmares. Anyway. Hanging out with my friends like Jararo, Raventhor, etc have got me out of this depression so hopefully I can be jolly and "nice" again like all of you say. But now I'm back hopefully I'll be able to get my Loki guide back up, by far one of my best builds.

Who knows, I might be shy and delete this. <.>
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Hey, Raventhor! My Worst BEST Guide in the WORLD has made front page! I even edited it to remove all the sanity! Ahahahahahhaha!

On another note, Nu Wa guide has been updated slightly. Expanded teamfight/splitpushing section, expanded items (including demonic grip), added more emphasis on basic attacks.

One more thing: I tried getting Clay Soldiers a rank early, and I found that I didn't really need it. I honestly preferred a bit more damage out of her flame strike than being in Snake Form for 10 more seconds.

I'm having trouble with the matchups, since jungler rarely directly engage someone like in mid lane or solo. I guess I could give a list of enemy junglers, but no one is that aggressive in casual. Any tips?
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The abyss is bronze league.

I filled in as Ymir, and alarm bells began ringing in my head as our He Bo didn't say anything and just picked him and locked.

Hades called solo, Agni called mid, and our Thanatos called jungle. I was the tank.

He Bo didn't move until minions have spawned, and about ten seconds after leaving base, he started moving toward the solo lane. I, Ymir, was stuck in the duo lane against Neith and Sobek.

To be clear, we had all chosen our roles except He Bo. The only open slot was duo, and I thought he would be the duo.

Our Hades wasn't doing great either. His starting items? Rank 3 meditation and Mark of the Vanguard. His first item bought on his first recall? Sprint.

Our Thanatos was also being a toxic douchebag, saying he'll report us all, he couldn't believe this was ranked, uninstall, etc etc. Right out of the book.

We surrendered at 15, since some thought we could actually win.

There is an Elo hell, and I have seen it, and gazed into its depths. *dramat…
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So, I've been rude lately. It would seem that (considering that I was far more rude a while back) people have been upset and hurt by me.

I'll save some sort of pitiful excuse and get to the point: I'm a rude, strange, and deeply concerning individual. Pandr can vouch for me there.

I also really dislike hurting people, which I seem to have done. I don't always think about what I am saying until it's too late.

So, here is what I suggest to you all:

1. Know that I progressively learn to speak more... appropriately.
2. If I say something offensive, just send me a PM and tell me. Call me an *******, whatever you will.
3. Know that despite what I say, I am attempting to make some sort of constructive criticism (Contradictory, I know).
4. Know that if your guide is bad, then I will be there to say something about it.

I sincerely apologize to any that I might have offended in my stupidity.

Now that I actually have some sort of moral obligation to change what I am saying, expect very litt…
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Just completed my final finals! I'll get started on my guide to Arena tomorrow. For now, it's celebration time. Three donuts down, six to go!
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