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I thought the Rap Battle Parody was good, no, this is hilarious.
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So, I just realized that HorseLiver is a TERRIBLE username.

Why? Somebody could interpret that I really meant to type "HorseLover", and look at your keyboard: somebody could possibly do it.

And since HorseLover sounds like what a 10 year old girl puts as her username, that's getting changed.
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My new Smite username is HorseLiver.

Because what's a more meaningful name than the detoxification system of such a classy animal?
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IGN are incompetent mouth-breathers. I saw the review for Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire and the final rating was a 7.8/10. This is not what upset me, what upset me was the cons of the game, the two cons were "Too Many HM's" and "Too Much Water"; Here's the picture to show my frustration.This proves that IGN has no idea how to rate games and suck at it too. I remember back in 2010 when Sonic Unleashed was coming out, and the drooling idiots of IGN gave it a poor rating even though the full game didn't even come out yet. IGN needs to stop doing there job or start taking the time and effort to properly review the games they work on. Things like this is the reason why so many people hate IGN and use other review sites that provide solid reviews instead of being bought out by the highest bidder to give the game a good review. IGN needs to pull there heads out of their ***es and need to work hard or die quickly.
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I feel like my I put on glasses for the first time. When tables were introduced not too long ago, I just shrugged it off. I have realized that tables can do everything columns can't do and what they can do, better. Sad to say nobody has really picked up on tables throughout the recent guides. Once I un-archive my Ra guide, it will look beautiful and with 10X better info/layout.

Remember that skill order template Sanguis had that a bunch of people used? Instead of that confusing ol' line of code check this out.

Skill Order
1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20

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And here it is!

Ain't he an awesome guy! The best and only guy in this side of SmiteFire!
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I'm engaged, engaged, getting married in Marchhh, I'm engaged, I'm engaged, HEY!
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Well it's 3:30 am and it looks like I'm not going to be able to finish part 4C but I'm too tired to care anymore >.<

There's probably errors in here but I think the proofs are pretty solid, thought I'd share.


















Aaand, the one I couldn't finish. I've got about eight pages of scratch work but I just can't crack this damn puzzle >.< and I bet it's so simple once you know it too, /sigh






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I just stocked up on groceries two days ago and my power went out. Thr fridge idn't running guises HALP
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