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So, i had an idea to make a list of celbeties that could fit to be a skin for a god in smite, each one of us will name 1/2 celbreties that could fit to be a skin in smite. iil start:
Nicki Minaj- Cabrakan.
he will wear a really small bra and really short jeans. also, he'll have wild hear, just as nicki wore in the part with the chair.
in his 1 he will glorfy his booty in pink and then attack with it to ston, in his 2 he will tackle his "buns" in one other, in his three he will twerk and cause an earthquake and the area he will do that in will be covered with pink lights and stuff, and he will sing anaconda acording to gods in smite, example: this dude named swagni used to ride motorcycles.
and his ult will be when he brings sylvanus, ares, bacchus, zhong, and ***bha, and they will wear the same cloths cabrakan is wearing, twerking and chanting "oh my gush, look at his butt".

Edit- i will send this to hirezkelly for the laughs at the end
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I've been mostly participating on the forums recently and now I will be returning to the guide spectra of this site! Not only updating my guides constantly, but making new ones, reviewing guides, and making sure the best of the best of guides make it to the top!

I am very excited to see what everyone has in store for their guides in the next upcoming weeks. I may even have a guide competition too ;).

Don't worry my regular content won't go down, I'll still be the newsman and commenting my input on certain threads. Heads up for all you guides-men out there, I have joined the ranks once again!
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Just noticed I got 60 rep, which means I'm prominent!
I also almost got 2k posts, so yay me!

Been here for about 10 months now, and although I've been less active the last few weeks, I've been really loving it here. You guys, with the exception of a few of course, are awesome peoples!
And of course I'll mention everyone here because I've got nothing to do with my time :D

TormentedTurnip: Hail master Turnip! Seriously though, he's an awesome guy, always being extremely friendly and helpful to everyone.
Raventhor: You're basically TT the 2nd, which is good I guess. I've always kinda looked up to you, since you always seem so smart :3
HiFromBuddha: You'll always be the anime/cartoon guy for me.

Jordenito: I miss you bb :(
Razemage: Like Raven is TT number 2, you're HiFromBuddha number 2. Sorry ^^

BestMinionEver: Because of this guy I stayed on smitefire and kept playing Smite, he basically taught me everything. If he didn't mentor me I would've never stayed here. Luv u bb <3
Greenever…
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You all love me, and I love you all too.

Seriously though guys, thanks for everything. I love being on Smitefire.
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Just had the best time trolling, probably the funniest thing I've ever done.
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Oh yeah, just a heads up, usually I'm not into trolling fellow Smitefire players. I'm not Dany ;)
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It really is. When I do feel like playing it I might appear once every week lol.
I've got HoTs. Hearthstone. And of course college. 2 games is enough for me to regulate my college life.

So you guys will rarely see me. But... I'm sometimes up for a game if you msg me on skype. Usually I don't have much to do.
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Well, Im done, Smite players are SOOOOO toxic. They have told me to kill myself countless times, and toay, im done. I quited a game because i needed to go, and everyone didnt belive me and well, i just got 3 more life threats. Also, all gods are too op. I was facing ICEN in that match.
Im moving to Lol and infinte crisis.
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GUESS WHOS BACK. ITS ME FIERY
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First things first: I am not leaving this site because I don't like it; I simply have no more ties to it anymore - I don't play SMITE anymore, and the only active person in the community I had ties to was SubZero008, who is now permabanned.

Now, I must ask Mowen to not delete this blog post; I mean well with this, and mean everything I say.

Bad stuff first: I am Anonymous User2, who posted a large PM dump between me and Sub, heavily redacted, in the thoughts that people might be able to infer something about it. If you are interested, the following spoiler will have the non-edited, non-redacted (except for profanity) dump.

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Hi whoever won't read this, if you've made it this far: TURN AROUND AND GO BACK TO WHATEVER DEMONSPAWN YOU CALL MOMMY.

Now, with the un-pleasantries out of the way, this ramshackle blog can officially start.

GOOD MORING MY PIGGIES.

I don't know what else to write about, so BYE.

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IM BAAACKKKKKKK

How are we today?
Bad?
SUCKS TO BE YOU THEN
hahahahaa I love you all
Except for you jimmy. No one likes you -_0

I updated my sylvanus guide if anyone wants to see it
No?
WELL I HATE YOU TOO THEN

hahahaha idk whats going on anymore. i'll be back on probably around monday. until then

I LIKE BIG BABIES AND I CAN NOT LIE
MY OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY
WHEN THAT ITTY BITTY FACE AND THAT CHUBBY LITTLE WAIST
GET ALL UP IN MY FACE
I GET DIAPER-RASH

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I'm backkkkkkk. AND I DONT KNOW WHAT GOD TO PLAY IN SMITE!!!!!! I WANNA PLAY SERQET BUT I GOTTA MASTER CABRAKAN AND IDK GUYS IDK. PLS SUGGEST SOME RAD-AWESOME GODS FOR ME TO PLAY AND TO LOVE AND HOLD AND KEEP FORVER AND EVER!!!!!
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