Seriously...straight into the midst of the enemy team many, many times. Diving the tower to try to secure a kill (which you basically never got). Your VVT, which I have to assume was sarcastic, was apparently directed at us for not agreeing to drink the same punch you did. Sorry, my life goals don't include seeing how many deicides we can give the other team in a single match.
Then again, maybe your thanks was in appreciation for us 1) not completely losing it and reaching through the screen to strangle your scrawny neck, and 2) eventually carrying you to a victory you absolutely did not deserve.
Anyway...the rest of the night was fairly productive. Warm up Joust with AMC.Flawless victory as Poseidon. 2 enemy team surrenders as He Bo/Assault and Freya/Arena. The only losses were with Izanami/Assault (still positive K/D and highest team dmg) and Cernunnos/Joust (apparently I suck with him, but it was my first time...but I predict I'll still suck with him later).
Anyway, Zhong...
This is for you
Ok. If getting put with someone like that still bothers you enough to complain about it, consider yourself lucky. Some of us have gotten matches like that more often than matches with normal, agreeable people, so we're used to it. And you won anyway?! And as for me personally, I sometimes get frustrated and complain about how bad my internet/hardware is. The usual response is "then don't play video games" and sometimes also a DC. Maybe the matchmaking just hates me specifically, I don't know.
And actually, I'd say it's almost 50/50 (I might be optimistic) where I got a player along these lines...if not as sarcastically stupid, then equally impotent in other ways. Come to think of it, I always get really happy when I have a rando that shows skill and build knowledge, so...hmmm...
anyways...1-16 K/D and still won...wow. Did you get a "You rock" and "Cancel that" as well?
Seriously...we would have been better off without him...he fed so much it helped them level and get more gold. Could have gone way worse for us.