Serving up Bellona Sandwiches in Arena

Sorry, when I think of "not serious" builds there are 2 types. Troll which is something that just is bad, or niche (meaning looking to focus on a key aspect of a gods kit that's outside of meta, but can work situationally with the right items that enhance that aspect). No disrespect meant by my comment and I try not to take things too seriously, but this build feels more troll than niche. Again, specifically because the shields are early game not late and the build gets shut down hard with any lifesteal.

If I were to offer an interesting non meta bell build, I'd probably focus on basic attacks but with something like double hammer (Frost + Rune). Add shogun's and maybe exe to that, and use Ninja and either mantle or urchin (not in that order). Why that build? Just came to mind, and the aspect I'm thinking of is her strong basic attack effects, with Bludgeon being a cleave able to hit multiple enemies and Scourge having +4 range. Frost due to only her Shield Bash having a slow, and with the basic attack focus combined with the CC from Frost, getting added damage from Rune.

That's what I'm talking about when I think of niche builds that can possibly be effective in maybe Arena or something with the right team comp.

The lack of boots means your opponents will be laughing while running away from your "stance dances".