[SubJuly] - Donger, the One and Only

So basically god idea lel I am really bad because I don't really know anything about making kits etc.

Base stats and lore:

Health: 369 (+72)
Mana: 301 (+69)
Speed: 355 (+0)
Range: 55 (+0)
Attack/Sec: 1 (+0.95%)


Lore:

Born and raised in the depths of Twitch.tv chat. He was one of the many kids of the great allmighty twitch.tv chat but by far the most powerful one. He used his power to rule his mother, the twitch.tv chat, and to make its way to the top. You can see him all over the twitch.tv chat and there is no escape if ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG ****ERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽. Be aware of it and praise it as your god and you are safe. If you do not, we can only pray he let's you keep your ****erinity.


Abilities:

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง (Innate):
Each time ****er kills an enemy or dies himself he will get 1% bonus damage against the enemy he killed or got killed by.

(\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /) OUR ****ERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /) (Q):
****er throws ****ers in a cone in front of him dealing 50/70/90/110/140 (+100% physical power) physical damage to the enemies hit.

Mana Cost: 50/55/60/65/70
Cooldown: 10/9/8/7/6 seconds

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (W):
****er enhances his next ability:

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง: The enemies hit will bleed 2/4/6/8/10% of their maximum health

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME ****ER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ: If ****er activates ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ before he dies and his ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME ****ER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ is available he will have a shield which makes him invulnerable for 2/3/4/5/6 seconds.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your ****ers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: ****er also gives his teammates healing buff of 100/200/300 HP/5 buff for 5 seconds.

Mana Cost: 50
Cooldown: 15/13/11/9/7 seconds

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME ****ER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ (E):
Passive: If ****er dies with ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME ****ER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ buff available he will revive with 5/10/15/20/25% of his health (he has the same amount of mana as he had when he died).

Cooldown: 300/270/240/210/180 seconds

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your ****ers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (ULTIMATE):
****er raises his and his teammates ****ers and gives them 5/10/15% speed boost and increases their attacks and abilities' range by 20/30/40% for the next 10 seconds.

Mana Cost: 100/150/200
Cooldown: 150/120/90 seconds

This needs to go in the game. Now.

work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder
make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better
do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster
raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ****er

"Master your ****er, master your enemy" ...

You repeated his E skill BTW.

Passive: Okay, but I’m not quite sure if it’s good or not. It has the potential to get REALLY snowball-y; get fed enough and you’ll start dealing ridiculous damage. At least give it a cap.

Q: Interesting ability. I like it. But how many ****ers, exactly? (Like, is it like Ashe’s Volley?)

W: Okay, you know what? I have literally no idea what the rest of your kit does. Please clean it up, because I have about seven other ideas to review and I honestly have no clue what most of his stuff does, how it works, and how they all combine together.

༼ຈل͜ຈ༽_•︻̷┻̿═━一 360 ****erscope

Oh, and FACEPALM: Ults in this game rank up to five times, not three.

Basically activate W and the other ability = 6s invincible...

Aphro ulti is 2s I think :P

He can cast a six second invulnerability every 7 seconds that also heals his teammates 300hp over 5 seconds.

I'm wondering if that's balanced.xD

Makes me wonder what balanced really means...