"this keyboard feels like butter in my hands"- day i got my new keyboard

"who plays arena anyways?" - qed for arena

"man, some times i wanna play with a 4 q and a random so we can pick on him" -in a 4 man q before a scrim

"**** man, they ran it down mid! "what, like they're going mid?" "NO, THEY RAN IT DOWN MID!!!!" -watching a Ne Zha run it down mid (yes DoubleJ that was me)

"Finding the ability, to experience tranquility, with my abilities, in a trinity, of masculinity." -Trying to rap about Sun Wukong's Ballsy *** plays

"N**** what you trynna do?" -Looking over at my teammates during a lan match against an african team

"Dude, just listen to me, you'll be fine." -Talking to my coach about how muck of a cocky mofo I am about my map knowledge

"Remember, buy wards, ban Ao kuang, and pick Fafnir if you can, GO TEAM!!!" -coach before the lan

vvgl
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Builds are only subjective, usually there are some items that are pretty much required for some gods, but if you're a high level player you should know that some builds are just BS and should be ignored.
For instance, one of my teammates tried out one of the builds I build in a previous game, now this build was by no means perfect, but it did win us the game with offensive use of Emporers armor. The enemy team was just pummeling us with their tankyness and inability to be killed so I bought void stone to counteract it. Usually, when i post a build on here, it has at least something for every game. Like my classic faf or my regular sun build.
But, if you really want to be good at the game, don't listen to builds, make your own. In the pro scene, they don't listen to builds because they have the knowledge to know that when you buy a specific item it will have a specific affect on the game and will give them a specific advance get, such as my void stone example.

Vvgl
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Meme builds are a great thing to have in the smite community, even though some people may argue against them.
They provide the stress relief that some people may need in a day.
If you can see that your team will carry you to victory no matter what, then you can meme build, if not, do it anyway see what happens.
Try new things! You never know what will work in a pub.
My personal favorite is movement speed Fafnir, which if this gets upvoted, i'll upload my build for.

If you truly want to become the meme lord of smite, then feel free to memebuild every game, but be prepared to loose often. The toxicity within the community against memebuilders (yes that's what we're calling them now) is often severe when you have someone like a try-hard, or an F7 warrior on your team. Nothing against the f7s, but i don't like to waste my time with games we have less than a 1% chance of winning. (Unless i can make an opportunity, but that never happens in a pub)

Anyways, vvgl and vvgg everyone.
Yer pal, …
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Just a bro who loves the game he's good at
I don't main gods, i just like them
Quotes,
"What're you ****in gay?" -as loki winning a 1v5
"Hang on, just gotta ult for the memes." - as Agni clearing jungle camps
Don't worry, we don't have the gold lead, or the kills lead, or the tower lead, but we are still winning." - as isis just chilling under tower when one of ours was destroyed by a sun wukong.
"FOR HARAMBE!!!" As Cabrakkan charging 3 people solo.
"You aren't believing hard enough" -To =ZF= Cyanide
"I'VE GOT A ***** FOR TRANS!" - as sun wukong in joust
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