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Technotoad64's Blog
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February 28, 2017

Why I Hate Technotoad64

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Grammar  |  Memes  |  RageComic
Ignore the title, it's just clickbait. This comic is basically a ****py experiment with green screen/chroma key effects where I complain about my lot in life.

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thx u 4 reding

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January 27, 2017

So, I just noticed...

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2DayDelay
I've been on this site for 1 year, 2 days! I must have forgotten because of all the Season 4 hubbub.

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January 01, 2017

Why I Hate Arachne

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Memes  |  Overdue  |  RageComic  |  SeveralMonthDelay
Rage comics are back! However, this one was on hiatus for so long that it's not current anymore. So, consider this a "period piece".

It's pretty long and includes gifs


Thank you for reading.

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October 28, 2016

Proc Etymology?

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Supposedly, proc is short for "Programmed Random OCcurrence" meaning that an item has a chance to apply an effect on hit. However, I don't think SMITE has any of these, since items that apply on-hit effects are guaranteed to apply them. And yet we still say that something will "proc" a passive or "proc" Polynomicon or Spear of the Magus. I think it might have mutated at some point into just "PRogrammed OCcurrence". What do you think? Have we been using "proc" the wrong way this whole time?
This isn't the only confusing thing in MOBA jargon. I have no idea if "meta" is an acronym or not.

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September 01, 2016

Signature Quest

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and it's not an ad  |  Is this not a flash
This is what you might call a title screen.
Signature Quest

Click here to start!


The link will work once the game itself is ready.
This is just a placeholder. If you have comments, put them here and not in the main game. The game will be contained in the comments of a different blog, and the interactivity will be through redirects. It will be a sort of choose-your-own adventure. That's my goal anyway.

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