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July 21, 2017

Muffingness, Vol 1.: A Muffin Rant

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17  |  Bran  |  Everyone  |  Hates  |  Muffin
Right now, I just straight up do NOT suggest even talking to Manbuffn. I'm not even going to make an effort to talk to him until he stops.

That's maybe an overreaction, depending on who you ask, but to me, he was a 100% core guy on the site. The only other guy that is 100% core is sunny108108 (oh and sure, Kuzenbo too, happy Bucks?). But for sunny, he got an arguably BETTER version of guide-reviewing... yes, it loses a bit of the essay effect from its activeness in the site that was taken away, but he added 7 guides, a LOT of nice comments, and so... yay for sunny?

But see, sunny has some really nice things going for him. Besides being the nicest guy of the entire site, he has:
  • A skin in the game after him. Bran does not have that.
  • A kuzen guild, after which we can continue watching his nene. Bran may have a Bacchus, worst - copied - guide but with more views, BUT we can't watch HIS nene...
  • A comment that makes anyone IMMEDIATELY happy for the duration (up to 5 weeks). Bran's comme

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June 12, 2017
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Ganesha  |  Important  |  Information  |  Is this Arena?  |  Jungle  |  Spoiler: It works  |  Trash MM  |  XB1
This is my first blog post (Whatever).

Yesterday, I decided to play some Casual Conquest. Picks start, I call for Supp because I wanted to play Ganesha (He is fun!), and I lock him. After that, Xbal calls for ADC and locks him, and KKK calls mid and locks. Everything was fine, until...

A wild Artemis appeared outta nowhere without calling her role. I was trying to guess whether she was going to feed in solo or in the jungle, when Tick-Tock (the crocodile, not the clockwork man) instalocked him for whatever reason.

Match starts. I bought Watcher's and Lono's as usual, but then I realized Sobek and Arty went to duo and Xbal to solo. So yeah, I was playing Jungle Ganesha, and I thought about writing this blog to rant about XB1 MM.

HOWEVER...

IT WORKED!!! Here is the match stats: http://smite.guru/match/xb/124434958 . I went with 3 defensive items (I traded Dynasty Plate H. for Spirit Robe) and was still soloing squishies. But to be honest, most of those enemies played like potatoes…
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