Muffingness, Vol 1.: A Muffin Rant

Right now, I just straight up do NOT suggest even talking to Manbuffn. I'm not even going to make an effort to talk to him until he stops.

That's maybe an overreaction, depending on who you ask, but to me, he was a 100% core guy on the site. The only other guy that is 100% core is sunny108108 (oh and sure, Kuzenbo too, happy Bucks?). But for sunny, he got an arguably BETTER version of guide-reviewing... yes, it loses a bit of the essay effect from its activeness in the site that was taken away, but he added 7 guides, a LOT of nice comments, and so... yay for sunny?

But see, sunny has some really nice things going for him. Besides being the nicest guy of the entire site, he has:

• A skin in the game after him. Bran does not have that.
• A kuzen guild, after which we can continue watching his nene. Bran may have a Bacchus, worst - copied - guide but with more views, BUT we can't watch HIS nene...
• A comment that makes anyone IMMEDIATELY happy for the duration (up to 5 weeks). Bran's comments (when The Wife is asleep) makes him seem very samrt, but nobody reads them anyway. So sunny comments, we're happy. Bran comments...
  yup, I've slept while reading before.

The things Bran has going for him are high building knowledge and a delicious taste... AS LONG AS THE WIFE IS SLEEPING. When his wife is awake, he's mostly screwed... yes, he could play Smite anyways, but that lowers his marriage quality. If he did the normal thing and played smite when The Wife is asleep, he's still sending essays around the site.

Oh, and if we look at his

The rest of this post was deleted by Branmuffin17 with his moderator powers because, according to him: "shtu up muthfacker bernie ya're laying". The site wasn't created for this type of thing, so the staff agreed with him.

Technotoad...give me a rant comic on this or something, lol.