Make a Sims 3 family with you and her. Then all of a sudden she gets abducted and gets pregnant and when the baby is born you are irl all like: "I'd love it anyway" and she'll be all like "omg r u serius? i luv so many!" and then you are like: "Wanna get "abducted" rite nao ( ͡° Í?Ê? ͡°)?"
how about a game of "does this rag smell like chloroform" that will get you laid, but yeah i agree that fighting games are bad, my gf likes to elbow me when she wants a move to hit or if i am trying to combo.
I would recommend something like sonic racing transformed
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