Obligatory Corrupt a Wish Forum Game Thread

Wtf is plant-named people and kamen riders are the same as Powerrangers ?

I wish no one would reply to my comment.

Wish granted, the comment above mine has had its ownership by Jojo revoked by the world-wide government on the grounds that paradoxes are illegal.

You have not wished. So it was never granted. What a sad day for you.

Wish I can go back in time 1 minute before.

Wish granted, but you travel back to the same point in space. Sorry, but the Earth travels quite a large distance over the course of a single minute as it revolves around the Sun (which isn't stationary, itself). u don goofed

I wish I hadn't forgotten to make a wish in my previous comment.

Granted but your wish ends up changing your name into tormentedCDI.

I wish i had the same powers as james heller. (When you have a bad day/depresion it is the greatest game to play ever.)

Granted, but in order for it to come true, you must tell me what the acronym CDI stands for.

I wish MadDanny's soul would stop trolling the Worgen game.

CD-i a interactive multimedia cd

It wasn't an acronym

Granted, but someone else will troll the worgen forum.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, so there is nothing, you are all alone and there's nothing/no one around you.

I wish someone would make this drawing:
Vulcan, on a date with his turret, in a restaurant. There is a waiter serving them a big meatball and he is saying: "Be careful, it's magma-hot". There is a menu on their table, and it says: "Today's Special: Earthshake". Both Vulcan and his turret are drinking from the same Earthshake glass with a straw for each one. Vulcan is going to say a curse (it can just be !@#$#%#), and the name of the drawing is 'Turret Syndrome'.