Obligatory Corrupt a Wish Forum Game Thread

I really like all these forum games that have been popping up lately. Hell, we're getting so many that we might need to create another subsection in the forums specifically for them. xD

And no forum game section is complete with the corrupt a wish game. It works kind of like this:

Person A: I wish I was a vegetable.
Person B: Granted, but you're forced into being a shallot, the most disgusting of the vegetable kingdom. #ohsnap
Person B: I wish I was a delicious vegetable.
Person C: Granted, you are now a turnip, the most delicious of vegetable kingdom. Unfortunately, that quickly leads to you, being, well, eaten.


And so on and so on.

Entertain me or I'll bribe Buddha to ban you! (All I have to do is say I'll watch Melodies :P)


I'll start: I wish I could have free sushi for the rest of my life.

Wish Granted, however the only sushi on the menu is made by a chief in training and the only dish is Fugu fish, good luck


I wish I could go back in time and drink Pepsi Blue.

Granted, but then you'll disturb the time continuum, which will undoubtedly make the world come to its end.

I wish all of my friends didn't hear such bad, pop-music.

Granted, they will stop listening to it, but you'll have to listen to it 24/7

I wish I had one more hair on my head. Same color, length, normal place. But exactly one. I don't know why. I just want one.

Oh wait, I forgot to wish for something...Dammit!

Granted you now have a new hair it is exactly the same length, color, and in a normal place, but it is also a bomb good luck finding it

I wish for a new lava lamp

Granted, but it will break on the first day you get it and all the liquid will fall into your mouth and you'll choke.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted, but I will remote controll it 24/7 so you can't use it.

I wish for someone to play Smite with me.

Wish Granted ign NinjaTriggerX, but I may suck and feed in your games


I wish that I was a real ninja