Guess what I found near my door step late at night!

A tiny dead kitten...

It was like 11 pm. I wanted to let my dogs in so when I went out I saw one of my dogs hover over the corpse. I knew it wasn't because of them since I would of heard something. It was so small, could of been born a few days ago and lost his mother. wondered around and ended up in my place, starved to death in the end.

I guess that was what my dogs were barking outside for. The the kitten must of been wandering around the street in front of us and my dogs just let it be while it decided to let our porch be its final resting place.

It made me really depressed. I've already lost 3 dogs (One is a puppy) in this house, and now I've lost a kitten. It was already to late anyway even if I found him before he collapsed. He looked really malnourished.

But also, with my fear of corpses, I was terrified. I let one of my neighbor's kid handle it for me. Couldn't look at it. But he did tell me it was a kitten. (It was dark so I could at least see its shadow from a few glances...)

That is horrible... What a way for me to start the day ;_;

That is awful, Hope you will not have to go through another animal's death in your house.

Sad news :(

I was driving to work a few years ago, on the 5 freeway in southern California (traffic jam horrors abound), and a kitten ran from the right shoulder directly into traffic. I slowed, and laid on my horn, but a school bus merging onto the freeway either didn't hear or didn't pay me any mind, and demolished the poor baby. I was behind it enough to see the tail twitching after it was run over, and the sight still pops up in my head to this day. Sorry for the gruesome detail.

I've always been an animal person. Grew up with multiple dogs, cats, fish, chickens, turtles, birds, snakes, rats...and no, I don't live in a barn. I'm right in the middle of suburbia. I currently have fish, 2 cats, and 2 birds. Obviously this was one of the worst things I've ever seen in my life. So, MadDanny, I really feel for you.

I was driving down the freeway once and FOUR birds flew into my windshield and died. I felt so bad staring at them while I was driving. I had to use a shovel to get them off and I felt really sad doing it..

The necro is real.

Isn't that the point of this thread?

The real question is :

Q: Why do animals randomly come to your door stop to make their funeral

Mad Danny you slick rat you!!!

We all know the real story went something like this :)

How it all happened : A random kitten went on Mad Danny's lawn
Mad Danny's dog's ate the hell out of that cat.

Mad Danny arrives and says, "poor thing died because he was thirsty"

Wait but what you said doesn't add up!!! This is evidence for my court room!!!

It was 11pm and you were letting your dogs in (from secretly killing the cat), Mad Danny goes back outside and finds random dead cat

Sees blood marks everywhere and the cause of death was most likely "he was thirsty :("

If that wasn't the case and there was no marks, then its a cover up!

The dogs done put him in a head lock and left him on the door step.

^ This is JK... but then again it was 11pm and you were bringing your dogs in (haha) <---

Crime Scene investigator, Mad Danny found guilty at the crime scene

Sentenced to : Lick the fur clean of every homeless cat at exactly 11pm every Sunday Night

I JUST REALIZED THERES TWO DIFFERENT MEANINS OF NECRO, both of them apply here though...