Problems with Launching from God Select

The past 3 times I've gone into god select, the game is about to launch and then... Nothing. Then I proceed to have an awkward conversation with every in the god select. Seriously, does anyone know when Hi-Rez will be doing a fix to this? If not, we must simple get on our knees and pray to our lord Allah (it's a joke, it's a joke, I love that guy).

HiRez seems to be ignoring the problem. I've haven't been able to get into a match since I logged on, two hours ago.

If they don't give at least some favor for this, then I will be fully convinced that Riot is a better company.

... But Riot is the better company, lol.

Please don't let this descend into the depths of hell in terms of which company has the larger *****...

Isn't a company like a mother? Birthing ideas and products?

Should be the one with the bigger breasts.

Ah, but you see, women don't compare breasts to deem which has superior femininity like men compare *****es to deem superior masculinity.

If we were to transfer men's laws to the ever elusive female world, I believe the correct and more sensible question would be, "Which one has the deeper vagina?"

Alternatively, "Which has the wider vagina?", "Which has the looser vagina?" or "Which cervix dilates more during pregnancy?" would be a more sensible term in female laws as it would make "the miracle of life" a much less painful time, something that I would imagine mothers would envy each other for.

Marijuana is illegal and hard to come by in Australia.

I'm so lost right now.

It just worked for me half an hour ago. I had an excellent Dom match and a Conquest match. I'm not sure why the servers seem to work for some and not for others.

waht?

Basically, a few hours ago, for me and a bunch of others (on reddit, too) had problems with getting into a match. We kept getting stuck in the match selection screen until we were shoved back into the main menu. This kept happening, and some of us just stopped playing.

But now it works for me.

I was on when servers were messing up.. Thought about complaining.. Then rememebered this is a free game. So wait. They owe me nothing?