Jesus? Buddha?

i have a great idea for the abilities a jesus would have.

[passive] water walking: jesus can walk on water.

[1] contradict: you contradict yourself, all gods in 30ft face-palm dealing 100% of their own attack damage to themselves and giving both friendly and enemy minions the "awed" status for 3 seconds. awed minions will not attack.
cost: no effort. cooldown: 5/4/3/2/1

[2] leading the sheep: all enemies in 20ft will follow jesus for 1/1.5/2/2.5/3 sec. during this time jesus gains 10% of their worth in gold and they can not attack or use abilities but jesus can't attack either. gods will lose the gold jesus earns from this ability.
cost: 50/55/60/65/70 mana. cooldown: 11 sec

[3] breaking the bread: jesus start breaking the bread and the fish that he stole of some little punk (his words, not mine) multiplying the quantity in direct conflict with physics. after 2 seconds he throws the food forward crushing all enemies beneath the immense weight of the fish sandwiches, dealing 120/180/240/300/360(+100% magic power) magic damage to all enemies in a 20ft radius and knocking them down.

[ultimate] crossing the road: jesus climbs on his cross for 4/5/6/7/8 seconds redirecting all abilities within range to hit jesus instead of the intended target. if Jesus dies while he is immediately resurrected without giving any exp of gold.
cost: 100 mana. cooldown: 90 sec

Ah. Should've warned people about religious caution before.

How will his passive work? Not in smite do you see water. Though they should make a water themed map cause is love to see the bonuses Hebo or Poseidon gains.

And if your enemy is magical with your first skill?