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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by arka222 » March 1, 2014 12:08am | Report
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » March 1, 2014 12:22am | Report
It's easily the ragdoll physics for minions.
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Athena when you put down a ward, makes me smile every time :P
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by WatchfulShadow » March 1, 2014 5:43am | Report
Thanatos' death cry: "Well, this is awkward..."

And I was looking through Mercury's VGS, one of his Joke's or Taunt's is, "Hey, wanna see me run around the world? Done." I converted it to MP3 and listen to it occasionally, same with a bunch of others. Laughed at that for a while, not sure why I found it so funny. (:
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Vaeldyn » March 1, 2014 6:23am | Report
WatchfulShadow wrote:

Thanatos' death cry: "Well, this is awkward..."


This!! :D

And everything about High Sea Sobek. His jump is just... so awesome :DD

Also "Me booty is best booty!" and his laugh/taunt/VEW :D
And the jokes with the parrot "you're ruining it!" :DD

(Sorry 'bout the english, I'm foreign and tired as duck :o)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Chiulin » March 1, 2014 8:20am | Report
Hel's cookie joke. Nuff said.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Dark Jaw » March 1, 2014 8:31am | Report
... Pls. Guys, pls. Your ''funiest things'' doesn't even get closer to the real funniest thing.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by arka222 » March 1, 2014 9:41am | Report
A low health Bacchus returning to base! and being attacked from behind..love It.. more often he escapes!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » March 2, 2014 3:09am | Report
Repeatedly pressing VET as a "Bruiser" Sun Wukong while Anubis stuns as Hel and Odin try to beat the **** out of me and then getting away with only 1/4 of my health! :D
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by SoapSuds » March 2, 2014 3:31am | Report
Something about the way Hel's light side says "Curses!" [VVGS] makes me laugh every time.

Artemis' arrow joke is another funny one.
And also Athena when she buys a defense item and says it should cover her vital parts.
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