August 25, 2015

Overall Conclusions From Qualifiers

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Now that I've finished qualifiers with the sad score of 3-7 I've come to some conclusions from my experiences.

1) You'll lose 3/10 games because of disconnects. It's going to happen. You can't carry a 4 man. Just cry yourself to sleep now.

2) You cannot carry as any god that does not have a high damage output. It's not going to happen. You will not have a high enough impact on the game. No one with you has any idea how to basic attack or use Purification Beads. No amount of guide writing to try to educate the masses will help this. They're without any hope.

3) You cannot carry as any late game god. You will not get to late game. Your team will let you burn in the fires of hell before you get there and by then it's too late. You'll be lvl 18 defending the Titan alone while the other team has taken 3 phoenixes down, a fire giant buff and a 10k gold difference.

4) If you support you might as well surrender at 10. Your ADC is ****. Give up now.

5) If you happen to get paired with someone that's not half braindead, every other member of your team will be terrible. Trust no one.

6) Just because someone is ranked mastery 10 with a god doesn't mean they're good. They're trash. Accept this, and treat them accordingly.

7) Even though it's qualifiers and your quality of life has plummeted, try to still have fun and not rage. It's still just a game :]