"Your Random Opinion For Smite Deities"

Artemis: She's mine okay..... <3

Athena: I hated her, but... I won a hopeless match because of her potential. So yeah, She's mine too. 8/0/20+ Ha!

Arachne: I hope i'm not the only one who think she's Zexy.

Xbalanque: He's cool but sometimes goofy :).

Bastet: Who's her real boyfriend? or husband?

Chaac He's not Chuck Norris, he's Arnold Schwanlenrelsdfs

Aphrodite: Nope, i'm not buying it, she's a ****... Have you heard Artemis's Direct Taunt to her? No? GO ahead to smite wiki's Artemis's voicelines. Good Luck.

Scylla: The cutest silly kid out there.

Vamana: £ù($%> ù"è$&

Loki: £ù($%> ù"è$&!!!!! Yo&()èùà@£4

Seriously, Zeus' Almighty skin needs a rework as well, what with the remodel and all.

And his new taunts and jokes sucks. I miss "You face.... ZEUS!!!"

Yeah i kind of don't like Zeus VP at all.

Artemis: One of my favorite goddesses in general, so it's always a pleasure playing her in game.

Athena: Probably my favorite goddess in Greek mythology, and even though I'm not MadDany level good with her, I can still have fun with her in-game.

Eset: Probably my favorite goddess in all. She is insanely bad ***, and is bad *** in-game as well. Definitely my favorite Smite character to play.

Kumbhakarna: I love this fat guy. He's the most fun guardian to play.

Bastet: A pet, not a love interest.

Hel: Best voice pack ever.

Ao Kuang: I hate you so much.

I could say something about everyone, but this is pretty much what I came up with on the spot.

FerrumSlash will kill you for this...

Anyways, Artemis is the most goddess i enjoy with and my first gold.

Agni - Gotta love that top hat that BOUNCES when you jump, just like a top hat should.

Ah Muzen Cab - I can't play as him, he makes me wanna run around yelling "BEEEEZZZZZZ" and nobody around approves.

Anhur - Fun, but in a strange way. Like popping balloons with lasers.

Anubis - Seriously, barfing grasshoppers is SO last year.

Ao Kuang - So much noodle. Also, note to self: when offered the opportunity, never play MOTD as an all-Ao team.

Aphrodite - I miss the days when "Support is for Communists" worked.

Apollo - My friend likes to brag that he got two more kills with Apollo than I did with Chronos. Not saying much.

Arachne - Spider-centaur WUT

Ares - How exactly did this guy used to do more damage per game than a fed mid???

Artemis - Best free god. Until she wasn't, though I got to keep her anyway. And that fact earned me free gems.

Athena - Needs a ballerina skin, for the sake of obvious horrible puns (see Father Chrishmash and Feaster Bunny)

Bacchus - Aaaaaaaand Smite is the only MOBA to feature a lush.

Bakasura - Needs to season his minions before nomming.

Bastet - No catsuit jokes? I am surprised.

Chaac - Needs a David Bowie skin. Their fashion senses are identical.

Chang'e - Never seen her played well. Not sure why.

Chronos - Please, HiRez, make one skin for this guy that isn't just new colors for him.

Cupid - Insert "Stereo Hearts" pun that I'm too lazy to think of.

Fenrir - I am amazed. HiRez managed a decent pun. My friend's nickname for the skin? Not so good.

Freya - Nobody in their right mind would wear that outfit in Norway.

Geb - ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!! (why is he still being lame)

Guan Yu - The coolest Asian janitor anywhere.

Hades - My favorite god since the Bacchus update.

Hel - Allows for so many ingame puns.

He Bo - Someone explain to me how an Asian river dude can surf. I don't fathom this.

Hercules - Someone explain to the poor Greek that we play baseball differently.

Hun Batz - Ahh, the old Wukong kit. Glad to see it still around.

Eset - Obviously obsessed with balls. Freudian slip by the devs?

Janus - He must have gotten one serious kick to the balls to make his voice like that. But gotta love the portals.

Kali - Her kit used to be better IMO.

Kumbhakarna - Fat, sleepy, with an uppercut? Must be Muhammad Ali in disguise.

Loki - I can't imagine I'm the only one wanting an Ezio skin.

Mercury - Like trying to fly a jet via playstation 1 controls. Too fast.

Ne Zha - Ghetto rollerblades for the win.

Neith -Just one skin that isn't a bikini, please.

Nemesis - Feels like Sword Art Online a bit.

Nu Wa - Please get rid of her if you won't come up with a good kit for her.

Odin - Oh, the days when Odins laned with Cupids. When only Cupid and Arty had cripple.

Osiris - Justbkinda weird, blowing bits of himself apart like that.

Poseidon - For the skin with the rubber duck ult, can he PLEASE say RELEASE THE QUACKIN?

Ra - AH'M A LAYZA CHICKEN!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!111!!!!

Rama - Not sure how snapping his bow in half helps anything.

Scylla - Too much creep. Needs less young.

Serqet - As I'm a cheapo and have to save up favor to get things, no ideas yet.

Sobek - U MAD BRO?

Sun Wukong - There was no need to rework him. Fireworks were cool.

Thanatos - Love the pumpkin head skin.

Thor - Not enough Hemsworth.

Tyr - A first-tyr god for sure.

Ullr - Needs more vowels in his name. Love the physical Hel kit though.

Vamana - The big baby is underplayed.

Xbalanque - The damage from his 2->3 is nice, as is his pretty permanent steroid.

Ymir - The final form of tanky. So much survivability, and yet the ability to go 10-0-18 and carry the team on top of it.

Zeus - I want a Dr. Seuss themed skin please.

Zhong Qui - Moustache god is moustache.

And there we go.

sorry for stealing this layout riomhaire


Agni - hot hot hot fire fire fire (I love fire) my first hindu god

Ah Muzen Cab - Not the BEEEEEZ I play better adc on him and love him for it

Anhur - haven't played him but it's a freaking Lion (from the north) reminds me of that song

Anubis - melting titans with that ult

Ao Kuang - the freaking tornadoes

Aphrodite - I agree with mekali here, she looks like a hooker and hate that (Insane) healing f her

Apollo - let's use your hands as guns :O

Arachne - arachne pulling chain ftw

Ares - this is sparta. but useless

Artemis - cheapest getable god and my brothers fav god (and first)

Athena - no comment on this one but nice vp

Bacchus - alcoholic

Bakasura - homnomnomnomnom (etc)

Bastet - * tweety voice* bad kitty cat

Chaac - mah thunder buddy and my own worshipped god for the rain (partially serious LOLZ)

Chang'e - she can't talk (normally with her tango skin she can)

Chronos - master of time I love his choas motd with all flying clockworks)

Cupid - love and cuteness (buit let the love stay away for a bit longer or I will kill you)

Fenrir - reminds me of pentar a bit because it's a badass wolf

Freya - I hate her she is pretty broken and OP

Geb - which rock is he (being paranoid)

Guan Yu - I liked him before they nerfed him to oblivion R.I.P

Hades - is it a tank. No. Is it a Mage. No it's Hades

Hel - I like her VP dark with some and light with other lines

He Bo - fenrir grabs his surf plank on his he bro lolz

Hercules - a nuke

Hun Batz - look out for the monkey in the jungle he is always watching ALWAYS)

Eset - why can't she fly?

Janus - weird voice for an robot

Kali - the hindu pornograpation of gods subject

Kumbhakarna - insane CC and he can't be killed with help.

Loki - A tactical missile

Mercury - you're too slow (SONIC VOICE)

Ne Zha - let's hit 1200 or more

Neith -the only apc

Nemesis - annoying fast shielded super ulted assassin

Nu Wa - old wa was more fun with her ult

Odin - it's a trap

Osiris - he can go through stuff like a ghost

Poseidon - RELEASE THE KRAKEN

Ra - one of my steam friends dragon ava looks like ra doing his ulti lolz

Rama - weird arrows suddenly aparing

Scylla - a cute little MONSTER

Serqet - a smexy scorpion with a bad hair style

Sobek - what's that lurking in the water?

Sun Wukong - transformations :O

Thanatos - nice assassin but annoying to

Thor - is he still spin2win?

Tyr - You are a pirate

Ullr -a lot of abilities (more then Hel IMO)

Vamana - Big baby (I normally put one of my friends names in here (one who is playing him mostly) IS MAD

Xbalanque - not much people who now how to use the ult right

Ymir - *starts shivering from the cold*

Zeus - let the heavens rage

Zhong Qui - looks like a painter with his brush

Anhur - one of few hunters I like

Agni - one of the hardest gods in the game, but also possibly the best mage

Bacchus - fell in love but not mastered

Chronos - spam

Loki - bae

Ra - ults are very satisfying

Omg, i didn't said every deityon the list, but that's is so funny...

Bastet : Waifu
Scylla : Smite's loli
Ao Kuang : I love and hate him.
Anubis : This.




Umm what?