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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » May 25, 2014 11:50am | Report
(I tried hard with wind to lead it down a none -ine path but)
No, friend, I'm sure that's a lime!

Isn't a lime that thing we call an extension of our bodies like arms and legs?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Chiulin » May 25, 2014 2:56pm | Report
Raventhor wrote:

(I tried hard with wind to lead it down a none -ine path but)
No, friend, I'm sure that's a lime!

Isn't a lime that thing we call an extension of our bodies like arms and legs?


Nope, you are thinking of appendages.

Aren't appendages those things we use to milk cows?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » May 25, 2014 5:20pm | Report
(No it's supposed to be like a letter off, thus the word would be Limb...)
(ahem)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Chiulin » May 25, 2014 8:43pm | Report
Raventhor wrote:

(No it's supposed to be like a letter off, thus the word would be Limb...)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » May 26, 2014 4:41am | Report
Continuing on from lime...

You would be mistaken, (you dumb ****) good sir, that would in fact be a limb.

Hold on, aren't limbs the word we use for a baby sheep?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » May 26, 2014 4:57am | Report
That, my anime-loving senpai, is lamb.

Wait wait wait wait, aren't lambs those electrical thingamajigs that emit light?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » May 26, 2014 5:22am | Report
No, Iron-ic (hehe) champion! That would be Lamp!

Or is it...isn't lamp that thing that lets buildings be handicap accessible?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Bazzerator » May 26, 2014 7:16am | Report
Oh, no, no, no you are thinking of a ramp, kind sir.

But isn't a ramp, what you get when you play a sport but you haven't worked out in ages?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » May 26, 2014 7:53am | Report
Oh golly gosh, good (****tarded piece of ****) sir, that would be a cramp. BUT BUT BUT isn't a cramp that person that sits there homeless on a street?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » May 26, 2014 8:13am | Report
You must have mistaken, my delicious (but inedible) friend. That's a tramp.

That reminds me. Aren't tramps those boys who look like girls?
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