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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » November 7, 2014 12:34am | Report
Ok so everyone knows Ghandi walked around a lot on his pilgrimages, so he developed blisters on his feet. Additionally, his very strict religious diet left him with horrible breath and extremely malnourished. So he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

(say it out loud)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » November 7, 2014 1:58am | Report
(It's a play on the song Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » November 7, 2014 2:05am | Report
Raventhor wrote:

(It's a play on the song Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious)


Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious*
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Raventhor » November 7, 2014 2:34am | Report
1) I could not care less about the spelling

2) What did the O say to the 8?
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Greenevers » November 7, 2014 3:50am | Report
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » November 7, 2014 4:19am | Report
I'm finally going to be serious here. No more trolling, no more "Get out" ****. I'm not going to be Mad (as in crazy) in this site. Just plain Dany. Its time to get SERIOUS!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » November 7, 2014 4:21am | Report
Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven was a six offender.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by MadDanny » November 7, 2014 4:25am | Report
HiFromBuddha wrote:

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven was a six offender.


I thought it's because seven ate nine? Cannibalism is worth fearing.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HiFromBuddha » November 7, 2014 4:27am | Report
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I thought it's because seven ate nine? Cannibalism is worth fearing.

Because seven was a six offender, Carl.
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