Bad Joke Thread

This kind of breaks from the thread a little but I just have to say this joke legitimately made my day.

So now a list of utterly terrible jokes.

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

How do you make Holy Water? Boil the hell out of it.

Broken pencils are pointless.

Two chemists walked into a bar. The first one said I would like some H2O and the second one said I would like some H2O too. The second man died.

Ok so everyone knows Ghandi walked around a lot on his pilgrimages, so he developed blisters on his feet. Additionally, his very strict religious diet left him with horrible breath and extremely malnourished. So he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

(say it out loud)

As a person using English as a second language, i don't actually know what saying it out-loud would make it mean. But then i remembered : It's a bad jokes thread.

(It's a play on the song Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious*

1) I could not care less about the spelling

2) What did the O say to the 8?
nice belt

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

I'm finally going to be serious here. No more trolling, no more "Get out" ****. I'm not going to be Mad (as in crazy) in this site. Just plain Dany. Its time to get SERIOUS!

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven was a six offender.

I thought it's because seven ate nine? Cannibalism is worth fearing.