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Hey I am starting a new clan: For Dem Lulz

Basic Rules:
#1 please don't troll any members
#2 be nice
#3 play for Dem Lulz
#4 just don't be a douche
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So my sister gave me some praying mantis eggs for my birthday that you can order from a seller. They are a way to prevent pesky insects from bothering your garden without using chemicals. We don't really have a garden but praying mantises are my favorite bug and they're cool to see regardless!

I had this little plastic cup with the mantis egg in it. I looked up how they laid their eggs since I was curious how there was a bunch of eggs inside one mass. Apparently they lay their eggs in a "frothy mass" and when this mass solidifies it becomes a solid ball with a texture similar to a wasp nest.

I woke up one day about 2 weeks later and there they were. I did not expect them to be so big, and there were so many! They were all scrambling around, and I'm really glad I didn't try to put it in my spare fish tank because they easily climbed up the side walls and were chilling on the roof of the cup, where my fish tank would have had holes that would be big enoug…
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I was recently in game having a ball with anhur when my smite froze then took me to the home screen and i was not logged in, so i typed in my password thinking it was a bug and where the INCORRECT PASSWORD message usually appears it said, you have been banned for match griefing?????(WTF) time remaining: 71 hours, 59 minutes. i immediately when to the forums and i looked for a place where you can appeal (I found none evidently) so i find myself here demanding an unban, because i don't see any reason atall as to why i have been banned. PLEASE SOMEONE WITH A HEART UNDERSTAND THAT I LOVE THIS GAME AND DONT WANT TO STOP PLAYING IT, SO PLEASE UNBAN ME BECAUSE I REALLY WOULDN'T WANT TO DO ANYHTING TO RUIN ANYONE'S GAME.
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I've been seeing a trend in the profile pictures/forum avatars lately.... Most people have a picture of an anime girl that no one knows, despite being male.

Being the conformist I am, I thought why not join in the fun! *hooray* *ermagherd ur so special Buddha*

Anyway, I probably will change back to my, '*****, please' face, but for now, I'll stick with this person...

By the way, if anyone can guess which anime my avatar is from, you will receive a picture of a Magnum Big Choc Bikkie ice cream that I'll probably eat as soon as I finish typing this relatively pointless blog, despite all blogs being relatively pointless.

HINT: She's one of my favourite anime characters of all time, and her ears are in fact wings.
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A lot of times I find that new players want advice on which Gods they should play. Now, usually my first response is always Ymir. He's tanky, he's relatively easy mode at early levels, and he's been viable in upper level play pretty much since the outset of the game. But then I started to wonder, why do my teammates, that usually play carry, not think he's a good first god? Why can't they see how easy he is to play? And then it dawned on me: I always play support.

From the perspective of any good player, you will pretty much always notice they're more or less competent with pretty much any role and any god. Assault, in fact, is popular for that reason, because people get a chance to perfect skills with gods they don't normally play, but they still have a decent amount of understanding and knowledge to play. But at the end of the day, if you're playing a game you want to win, you usually have a role and a god that is your fall back, your main so to speak. What I have also noticed, thou…
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Well, time to jump onto the bandwagon here (yay for fallacy). I'm gonna start doing blog... stuff.

For start, I noticed that my Artemis build got to five votes and four bars, which I must say is an accomplishment for me. I'm surprised that it's gotten over 16000 views, but I plan on working on it more soon.

I did a speech on how video games do not lead to violent behavior in one of my classes this week. I was told that I gave one of the best persuasive speeches in the class so far, so I'm quite proud of it. Some people might argue with that idea, but in my years of gaming I haven't seen a direct correlation to gaming and violent behavior.

I'd like to become more active on SmiteFire and maybe gain some +Rep, but to be honest I lack the willpower and the drive to do so. Depression is great... but I've come to acknowledge some of you as friends. Ragingstorm, ElGrizz, and even you Sunfall, talking to you guys is always interesting. So thanks, I suppose.
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It's been a while since I made one of these.

Today, I'd like to pay tribute to some of the members of this site and how they made it grow (How fitting for it to be posted on ANZAC Day).

I've been here for ages. I have watched the community of SmiteFire grow. It's grown to be a quite a remarkable community to be honest.

I started August 30th 2012. Pretty much when SmiteFire started. Back then, the community was small, but that's pretty obvious. There were basically only 1 or 2 posts a day on the forums, and many incredibly bad guides. When I saw these guides, I saw an opportunity to make myself shine, so I did. I made a He Bo guide. Mind you, this was the 5th or 4th guide to actually be released on the site.

The first comment on that is by someone who has long left the site, but was very active at the start. The person was hades4u. Basically, she (I think it's a she judging by her avatar on Dotafire) was a great signature maker, and would support many of the early guides, such as mi…
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Hello everyone to my second blog :D This is really not important to read. REALLY!! I just got pretty bored today :P

Anyway, thank you everyone for viewing my Apollo Guide! It has reached 10000 views. And thanks for everyone that give upvote.

Anyway, stop giving me downvote in Ne Zha guide :') It has 11 votes but lost to 3 votes. Lol

By the way, this morning, i just got a checkpoint test. It asked about my interest. Of course i write about Smite :D I even suggest some of you to be a mentor (RagingStorm, Sunfall, Elgrizz, Comicguy, Mowen, AnimusLiberus, etc) Lol. It's so funny

That is that. Thanks for reading my blog
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Hello everyone, my name is Ragingstorm and I'm here to give an update on the situation of my Nezha guide that I have started today. Expect it to come out Sunday, and no later than next Sunday.

However, this is mainly due to a certain someone named Sunfall distracting me from my work. Although today I have noticed a funny advertisement on Smitefire. Something that's completely irrelevant to gaming, which, I did indeed used to see Smite advertisements on this site.

Anyways, look at the horrifying advertisement yourselves! Asian women?!?! What?!? This is directed towards me!


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So I'm eating breakfast right? And then I hear a knock at the door,



so I go to check who it is. I open the door and look outside but I don't see anyone. So I go back to eating my breakfast and I hear another knock at the door but louder and I can't deny that someone is really knocking on the door.



I go and open the door, but still nothing. I'm starting to be like, wtf is a ghost or something haunting my house or what. So back to finishing my cereal before it gets soggy and again a knock, but more like someone is trying to kick the door in.



I open the door again and still NOTHING! I'm freaking out, but then I hear the sound of metal clank against glass. The sound was coming from the ground so I look down and see...



She pipes up and says,"Quit shutting the door on me! I'm here to pick up Jimmy for school."
I look back at my table and see my bowl of cereal putting on a backpack and packing a lunch.



I realize I'm a cereal killer.
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