True Serial Killer Story

So I'm eating breakfast right? And then I hear a knock at the door,



so I go to check who it is. I open the door and look outside but I don't see anyone. So I go back to eating my breakfast and I hear another knock at the door but louder and I can't deny that someone is really knocking on the door.



I go and open the door, but still nothing. I'm starting to be like, wtf is a ghost or something haunting my house or what. So back to finishing my cereal before it gets soggy and again a knock, but more like someone is trying to kick the door in.



I open the door again and still NOTHING! I'm freaking out, but then I hear the sound of metal clank against glass. The sound was coming from the ground so I look down and see...



She pipes up and says,"Quit shutting the door on me! I'm here to pick up Jimmy for school."
I look back at my table and see my bowl of cereal putting on a backpack and packing a lunch.



I realize I'm a cereal killer.