Kukulkan for Idiots (Season 8 Guide, Conquest)

Okay so you just installed this dog**** game and you have no idea what you're doing, read this guide and you will win literally every game.

Pros:

• Massive ****ing Damage
• Easy *** god
• Massive teamfight presence
• Easy to farm with
• Funny one shot potential

Cons:

• Hard ult when you're ****
• Hard to mana sustain until Book of Thoth is online
• **** positioning and you're probably dead

If you need a more in depth description, for example how much damage or the cooldown, then hover over the icons of the abilities

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If you've ever read what book of thoth does and you can't then understand why it is a core item then you're a lost cause. Essentially this means you will get 13% of your maximum mana as additional power.

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**** tons of poke in the late game, use this to kite if you need to or to chase as well.

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When you're feeling like a ***** press 2 and run away it's that simple. This is your only way of escaping though so keep an eye on it's cooldown

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****ing scary ability, just stepping inside of its radius in the late game will send you straight back to the fountain. Because of this stupid damage, it can be used as a very good zoning tool during teamfights and laning phase

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Hitting this ability basically determines if you're good. If ganked and the enemy is running towards you, don't hesitate to use this ability in a straight line away from the enemies and run in that line, this will either zone them out so they can no longer damage you or damage them for their entire ****ing health bar and leave them crying at their desks. Also a perfect tool to steal objectives.

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I'm going to break this down into three easy stages, so even you braindead degens can understand how to play

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• Firstly, go to your damage buff your adc should be there to help
• Head to your lane and use on the enemy wave, be sure to line it up so it hits all 6 minions and continue to auto attack every minion.
• Now this next bit is ****ing important, if your lane opponent clears the wave quicker than you, stop everything and run back to tower, as the enemy will hit level 2 before you and will be able to burst you very quickly, majority of the kills before the 2 minute mark happen because some ****ing idiot decides that hitting the minions is more important than their life. However if your minion clear is quicker than theirs and they decide to be ******ed and stick around then you can punish by using and on the enemy laner which will do a lot against a little level 1 mage
• I cannot stress this enough, buy wards. These little ****ers determine 100% of how I play. Place them on common entrances to your lane and it'll be easier for you to get out of ganks. Note that you can only have 2 wards up at any given time or the oldest ward will be replaced
• As kukulkan you don't really want to be aggressive in the early game, due to your low damage output at the start, unless you get a lucky early kill. It will be a better use of your time to farm minion waves and do camps until you are a bit stronger
• Don't die

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• Now you will start to actually hurt your lane opponent
• Use this power spike to be more aggressive to your laner or rotate elsewhere
• If you are to rotate, I recommend to kill your minion wave first so that you lose minimal gold and exp from lost minions when rotating
• Be sure to keep on warding around your lane or you're just going to die
• Don't die

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• Group up with your team and be sure to stay behind your big sexy men (or women)
• You can basically one shot squishies in an ability combo
• Wards and sentry wards for key objectives such as Fire Giant or Fury
• Don't die

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• At all stages of the game you want to be behind your team in a teamfight (whether they're large and sexy or small and ugly )
• You can use aggressively to **** up people further away or defensively, where if their assassin is on your ***cheeks you can use it to zone them out or kill them
• Use in a teamfight where you see a large group of enemies, or use it defensively by placing it and standing in it so the enemy jungler has to take **** tons of damage to kill you
• Great kiting potential if you hit and use to run away

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Kukulkan is easy.

Credits:
Hercules as
Fafnir as
Kukulkan as
Me