Translate the Story

In this forum game, you will write a story using emoticons and the person below you will translate it to English. Then, they will provide a new set of emoticons for the person below them to translate.

For example:

Person A - :) :( :]

Person B - TT-sama-senpai-sensei-san-sama woke up smilng on Friday to the release of another Korra episode, but when it finished he realize he had to wait an agonizing seven days before he could watch the next one. So he spent his savings on blackjack and hookers, and he was content. The end.

:( :o :O xD


Try not to use too many, haha.


I'll start: :o :O xD :o :/

Pudding woke up one morning to find his magical philanthropy powers of communication between species had been replaced by heat. He was then shocked to learn he had become a firebender. He then killed **** and smiled. He then realised he was evil so he become solemn and then redeemed himself, regainign his communication powers, but still deeply scarred.

:/ :( :O :) ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽

All4 was having a ****ty day in school, he got home and got on his computer, he went on the internet seeing some advanced stupidity making him sadder then he already was, he got onto league of legends and did well as the murderemporer, all4 got close to a penta kill eith only the enemy riven up, low on HP and running. All4 and his team cought ul and he got the killing blow, tge enemy riven got salty and all4's team started spamming ****ers at him/her/it.

Based on a true story.

"3 X| 8<===D O_O

The living legend.

u.u u.U U.U O.u OoO x.x

you're disqualified because you didn't do the previous one.
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