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Ferrumslash's dark secrets.

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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » November 1, 2014 10:45am | Report
Ok guys. This may spook you, but there is a dark secret to our beloved weeaboo.

Firstly, he is married to TWO individuals... who also happen to presumably be a lesbian couple.

He also has bastet as his waifu.


This means that he has married two fair ladies, and abused them to the point that they are looking for love so desperately that they settled for each other, but despite all the torture he has put them through Mr. Ferrum is looking for another catlike lady because she has a whip and stuff.

He is an abusive husband and horrid man and should be stopped at all costs.

Sign the petition.

#JusticeToKittyWaifus
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » November 1, 2014 11:15am | Report
A thread dedicated to dear me,oh my!

Perhaps you would like to be my waifu as well, HoriPudding-chan? I'll love you long time >_<
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » November 1, 2014 11:19am | Report
I accept this waifuing. I will now undergo gender reassignment surgery and hypnotherapy to fill your waifu needs.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HammaSmite » November 1, 2014 11:32am | Report
Oh helllll naw
random thanatos main has appeared
    Attack
    Kill Secure
    Run
    Catch
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » November 1, 2014 11:35am | Report
HolyPudding wrote:

I accept this waifuing. I will now undergo gender reassignment surgery and hypnotherapy to fill your waifu needs.


Welcome to the family.



Now go wear a cat pajama.
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by HolyPudding » November 1, 2014 11:46am | Report
FerrumSlash wrote:



Welcome to the family.



Please add that to your sig and make one for me :)
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » November 1, 2014 11:57am | Report
HolyPudding wrote:

Please add that to your sig and make one for me :)


Done and done >_<
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by Greenevers » November 1, 2014 12:15pm | Report
That badge looks pretty sick not gonna lie ferrum - also wtf is this o.o
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by FerrumSlash » November 1, 2014 12:26pm | Report
Greenevers wrote:

That badge looks pretty sick not gonna lie ferrum - also wtf is this o.o


It's been there for quite some time ;)

Also....
Greenevers! Be my waifu!
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Permalink | Quote | +Rep by UnknownPandr » November 1, 2014 1:44pm | Report
Wah, this ***** getting pretty freaky.
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