My God is so-

My Ao Kuang is so stupid, he builds shoes and he doesn't even have feet!

my tyr is such a clown, he can jugle people better then steet fighters.

My Apollo is So Beautiful..

that's it.
that's the joke.

my He Bo is so wet that he knocks you up.

My Aphrodite has big boobs. End of story.

My Sobek's so troll, that Singed worships him.

My Hades is so dead, that when he dies. He gets a "Get well soon card"
(Cus death to him is like the flu. XD)

My "Agni" is so hot that when he cooks something up its meteor.

SLOW IT DOWN I JUST DISSED YOU.

I said :

My "Agni" is so hot that when he cooks something up its MEATIER(meteor)

Meteor is the skill hes cooking up and cooking up is terms for food which in turn makes the word MEATIER relevant and I took meteor and gave it two meanings.

Them double meanings

Come on you know not to challenge a rapper

My "apollo" is so fly that they named nasa space crafts after him

My "Kali" is so hot that they named a state after her (Cali)

My "loki" is so stealthy that his named proves hes LOW KEY (loki)
Loki is still Lowkey

My "ymir" is so sexy that he looks in ya mirror.
Say it faster and yamirror actually says ymir.

ICEN, jokes aren't funny when you have to explain them. :P

Well I'm not sure how peoples brains work!

I might say Meteor (meatier) and half of the people probably won't even get I said Meatier!

Just like when I told someone: I'll feed him the bisquit to see him digest in time.

Now this is what I mean.

I bet that 90% of you did not catch on to what I really said.

I said : I'll feed him the bisquit to see him, DIE-JUST in time. (diegest in time) (die-just in time)

Peoples brains ain't that smart now!