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September 01, 2015

ODE TO POTATOFLAVAHS GUIDE TO ZUES

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ODE:

OH HOW FERVENTLY THE GUIDE BRANCHES SWAY
WHEN ONE DROPS
ONLY ONE CAN SAY
POTATOFLAVAH

HE IS MY LIGHT WHEN
I HAVE NO GUIDE'
HE MAKE GUIDE AND
MAKE ME HAPPY

OH POTATO
U R BEAST
BALLER
420

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June 14, 2015

Ode to my baby Ullr

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O Ullr, how I adore thee,
Your great, hunter-like appearance
destined to carry thy team
You shoot thou enemy with arrows
you sit by the sea
as you twirl your axes.

O my sweet, sweet child
How I love thee
Thou are great and mighty
My love for you cannot be expressed
Thou art my sweet hunter.

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June 13, 2015

Ode to Arachne

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O Arachne, how I adore thee,
Your great, spider-like appearance
destined to gank thy team
You poison thou enemy with poison
you sit by the sea
as you get many pentas.

O my sweet, sweet child
How I love thee
Thou are great and mighty
My love for you cannot be expressed
Thou art my sweet spider.

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June 12, 2015

Ode to Geb

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O Geb, how I adore thee,
Your great, rock-like appearance
destined to shield thy adc
You shock thy ground with earthquakes
you sit by the sea
as the earth rumbles and shakes.

O my sweet, sweet child
How I love thee
Thou are great and mighty
My love for you cannot be expressed
Thou art my sweet rock.

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June 10, 2015

Daily blogging 101

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There comes a time in a mans life, a time where he is constantly bored, a time... a time when he needs enjoyment. Many men seek enjoyment through what is known as the mans best friend, a dog, but what these men don't realize, is that a simple animal isn't enough. How, how do we fix this? If you are one of these men, or even women, stick around and I will show you how to find the calm in your storm, and once again, not be bored.

WELL, DO I HAVE THE DEAL FOR YOU? FOR ONLY $19.99 YOU CAN GET YOURSELF A PUPOOSE! I HAVE PUT OUR FINEST ADVERTISER TO WORK ON THIS MAGNIFICENT PRODUCT, AND HERE IS A DEMONSTRATION:

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