February 26, 2013

Close to Poseidon Patch

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Hello everybody, as always, along with most of the people here. I am anxious for the upcoming update.

But more importantly. I would like to talk about my life. My life can be very exciting as well, when I wake up in the morning. I grab my beer in the Hall of Valhalla. Then, once the music starts. I am forced to magically appear in a glowing spot on the ground. Waiting for everything to become clear. Once it does, I usually do some battle shout while the rest of the time I can't move yet somehow as if another entity is controlling me. I fear I may not be able to endure this, unless I didn't "die". Whenever I feel death upon me I'd black out and somehow magically appear on the glowing spot again. I faced many people before, my father, my brother, some drunkard, some weird spider hybrid animals. But all this time, I've been waiting for the day when I can finally control my own body in the mysterious land that I decide to call.....Smite.

Also, does anyone happen to know how to make every god's intros at the beginning of the match occur at the same time? When the load screen disappears for me, usually only I do the intro. Yet, in other people's YouTube videos, the gods all do the intro warcry or shout when they come into the game.

EDIT: And that's what happens when you're drunk.