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HammaSmite's Blog
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October 26, 2014

Apollo is gay

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 |  Apollo  |  FUCK APOLLO  |  Gay  |  gay :o  |  HES GAY  |  Is  |  omg  |  so
*goes on Google*
types in Serenade.
Definition: To perform a love song to someone.
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September 13, 2014

TENCENTTTTTTT

Views: 1355 HammaSmite
Now, I need to tell you guys something.
I miss Ao.
So I'm gonna sing a anthem for him.

(Start with Canadian anthem.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-98Jg_4p_O8

Go in the comments and start writing the lyrics. xD
I need SOME HELP COME ON



I SUCK AT WRITING LYRICS PLEA HELP

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July 11, 2014

*evil laugh commence.*

Views: 1072 HammaSmite
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Hey guys. You know my last blog about my cousin? Well, here's the new update.

My cousin came to my house today, and punched me in the face. I went into my basement and got my hammer. (Yes, I have a real hammer in my house, Itsa my weapon! Plus part of my username.) I held it, and said "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE I WHACK YOU IN YOUR FACE WITH THIS!" He started crying and ran out of my house. ( a 23 year old man crying....what a *****!) Anyway, I'm back on smite now, and he learned his lesson on ****ing threatening me. A win-win. *EVIL LAUGH COMMENCE.* MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Plus, we ARE the same age, so.....WOOP.

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July 06, 2014
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Okay, I am sooo angry right now. Wanna know why? My cousin's account in Smite just got f u cking HACKED, and he's blaming ME for it because I was on his computer playing smite on my account. He's so pissed off, he's gonna break my laptop. I tried everything to convince him, but it's not working. I need some help, and I mean seriously...


I'm too mentally scared to play Smite right now... :(



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