Idiotic god ideas

Well, I feel like incorporating a couple of "all powerful characters" from media and making them into god ideas. Feel free to add your own as well. Here goes...

Zelda, Maiden of Wisdom: (mage)

1: Fire Blast

Zelda fires a flame in a line, damaging all targets hits for 75/135/195/255/315 and lowering their attack speed by 25% for the next 2 seconds. Cooldown 12s

2: Bright Shield

Zelda coats herself in armour for 5 seconds, gaining 20/30/40/50/60 protections and lowering enemies' MP by 10% in an AoE around her. Cooldown 18s

3: Ice Lance

Zelda forges a spear of ice and throws it at a small ground target location, damaging the first target hit for 100/140/180/220/260 and stunning them for 1s. Cooldown 12s

4: Light of Wisdom

Zelda charges up a light arrow shot for up to 4 seconds, and when fully charged deals 250/400/550/700/850 damage in a thick line, and blinds all enemies hit for 1.1/1.2/1.3/1.4/1.5s. Cooldown 19s

Now another one...

Twilight, Princess of the Arcane (mage again)

1: Magic Missile

Twilight fires a shot from her horn, damaging the first target hit for 100/170/240/310/380 and then exploding, damaging enemies in the near vicinity for half that. Cooldown 8s

2: Decisive Strike

Twilight soars into the sky, where she can move at 35% increased move speed for 2s, before she lands, dealing 60/100/140/180/220 damage and stunning the enemies hit for 1s. Cooldown 18s

3: Wrath of the Alicorn

Twilight casts a shadow spell in a straight line, slowing the first target hit by 15/20/25/30/35% and stealing 15/20/25/30/35% of their protections for 3s. Using the ability again will end the debuff and stun the target for half the duration left of the debuff. Cooldown 15s

4: Mind Control

Twilight gives an enemy 25 protections, power, and %move speed and takes control of them for 5/7/8/9/10 seconds. In this time, twilight is in stasis and CC immune. Also, the control can be cancelled at any time. Cooldown 90s

I like that Twilight ultimate. Take Mercury control late game, wreck the enemy team then kill Merc.