Can you call yourself... "God"?

Get your Creative juices flowing! Another God making idea!

If you are a good of the Modern Age. What will you represent and just like in Smite Give yourself skills and a Passive!

For me I'll be:

The God of Television!: Ranged Tank
Weapon: Remote control that shots out Radio waves

Passive Channel Surfing: Each 10 seconds I change from 4 different channels. Each channel gives out different auras.
Channel 1"The News": Enemies nearby will have 5% less attack and movement speed.
Channel 2"The Family Channel": Nearby allies will gain 5% plus attack and movement speed
Channel 3"The Health Channel": Nearby Allies will get 2% mana and health regen
Channel 4"Soaps" Enemies nearby will have 1% mana and health drained because of these "Bad Soap Operas"

Skill 1 Over Heat: I over heat from so much usage that heat waves explode around me losing 1% of my health and dealing damage to nearby enemies plus the damage equivalent to how much I lost.

Skill 2 Max Volume: Instantly turn on my volume real high. Knocking back and stunning enemies and increasing the radius of my passive for 5 seconds

Skill 3 Extension Plug: I pull out a "Plug" and "Connect" it to a an ally. Adding the current channel I'm in to them, adding the passive aura. They stay the same channel as I still Channel Surf.

Ultimate Surround Sound Speakers: 4 Huge speakers pop up around me Giving off Huge Damaging and slowing Volumes of sound as well as reducing my passive cycling by 8 seconds for 10 seconds. The Speakers are placed like walls so they can't be moved or be able to walk through them