Hel's whole joke about baking cookies had me peeing my pants the first time I heard it.
Good thing I'm a real gamer and wear depends, just in case....
Hahah.
I do enjoy the taunts in this game. I have to say Bacchus' taunts are my favorite. I just love taunting people after killing them and pushing them to their tower early game. "You're not so tough... tough guy!" I imagine it being the most annoying thing for them.
I feel Sun Wukong's taunts are fitting though. All throughout Chinese mythology, Sun Wukong is shown as the goofiest example of godhood or technically demonhood in his case. He's a monkey. He's not supposed to be the serious god of war or the dismal god of death. He is more like a coked out demon monkey who just wants to ruin your nice things. I guess I just wouldn't expect him to have a serious taunt in this game.
As for jokes, I like Guan Yu's because he just says he has no time for them and for some reason that is humorous to me.
I Don't know if this is Cupid's Taunt but when i heard Cupid say
"Shot through the Heart and your to blame" during an arena match i was in i died!
Cupid taunts :
"I love you."
"Shot through the heart and I'm to blame,baby."
"I'm aiming this arrow at your heart!"
Cupid Jokes :
"Have you ever felt so in love that your heart will explode? Do you wanna be?"
"It is better to have loved and won then to have loved and lost.Losers!"
"She loves me, she loves me not. Oh yeah! There she loves me!"
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