Future Mercury Guide Makers: :: JararoNatsu's Blog

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For those of you who do not know, I am a stickler when it comes to guides on Gods that just came out. I personally despise them, because many of the ones that are published were written with no effort and show that people are selfish in wanting the "first guide". For all of you who got pissed at me about the Thanatos warning, look at all of the bad guides that came out...

As such, I make this known: If you make a Mercury guide within 48 hours of his release, you better be prepared to deal with me.

While I am usually lenient, I will not be with these guides and I never am. I will not hesitate to tell someone off and show my distaste in a bad guide. And they will come... they always do.

For those of you who are intent on making a guide, I ask that you spend time learning the God, take the time to make a quality guide, and publish it with the intent of showing people some basics on playing the God (in this case Mercury).

I will NOT tolerate build-only guides. They are useless.

BEWARE THE NATSU MISSILE, BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL READY TO LAUNCH!

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(96) |

Seems somewhat unfair to not want responses in a post such as this, but I'm glad the pill helped. I shall bid you adieu...for this blog.

(51) |

That is strangely helpful... but the point still stands. I am not in a good mood, you know very well what I am trying to get across yet you choose to be picky and you're honestly pissing me off. I ask that you stop.

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God ****ing dammit Turnip we are NOT doing this **** again! You know what the hell I am trying to get across here, and I am not going to argue with you. I get that some of the ****ing guides are useful, but most of them SUCK! THEY ARE ****!

I did not even suggest that I learned nothing for you. So take your argue-happy *** and SHUT IT!

I am not in the mood to deal with it. Do not even think about testing me today.

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Uh, the only difference between this blog post and the last one is the detail. His message is virtually the same no matter how you look at it.

Don't make half-***ed release-day guides without investing the time to research the god first.

From this post, he seems resigned to the fact that if the guide is informative on the basics, and actually has effort put into it, then it is a useful guide (as opposed to every "release-guide" being terrible). Granted, most (and sometimes all) "release-guides" are terrible, I have never argued that. However, there is a niche that these guides fulfill, and I don't want to see an attempted eradication of them because they can be beneficial if effort is put into them. But hell, I'll be the first to downvote a guide that is released simply to be the first. (Yes I'll even beat you to it, Natsu! The powers of cheesecake are no match for Red Velvet!)

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I might make a merc guide, who knows. :p

(158) |

I've been skipping too many recent god guides...didn't do any for Zhong Kui or Thanatos. I think I'll end up making one for mercury though, he seems like a load of fun. Based off his movement speed bonus I think he'll be the first one who has fatalis as a core item...I'll have to see on that.

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You may say that my arguments had no affect on you, but looking at the differences between this and your previous blog on the matter, I'd say my message got through: there are always terrible "release-guides" that clog the site, but that doesn't mean the concept of a "release-guide" is bad in and of itself.

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