Plebeians, Rejoice!

'Tis quite a good day, wouldn't you say?

Why, you ask? Because the sheep of high school are now free to roam the paddocks of Melbourne!

Plebeians, REJOICE, for the holidays has braced us.

I've already planned all the fun things to do such as sleeping, sitting on the computer, browsing SmiteFire, browsing the internet, DawnGate, League of Legends, not Smite, intense masturbation sessions apparently that's not appropriate, going outside as in out of my room, heating up frozen pizzas and making two minute noodles, watching anime and establishing new waifus. Oh my god I'm so excited because of all these fun things that I can do!

As you can see, it's the simple things in life that I enjoy. I'm not someone that needs to go outside and go kill some giraffes in the safari for fun, jump out of a plane without a parachute or read books. I'm someone that doesn't need this exhilaration to find something enjoyable. Heck, for all I care, I'd just be happy having an intimate night, just sitting face to face in the darkness and simply gazing into each other with my computer.

Friends are irrelevant to my enjoymentjustkiddingIreallylikemyfriends. As long as my elo goes up in League of Legends, then I know that I've made good use of my holidaysIcryeverynightbecausethat'smylife.

But in all seriousness, I will really enjoy my holidays and try to make the most of it. I have plenty of friends at high school, but my true friends are the ones I made when I was smaller and my small tight knit group has been friends ever since. The only times we do meet are holidays, which is why I'm so pumped for these holidays. But, the meet-ups are for another day. Today, I restandslowlyrockmyselftosleepasIcry.

And so, I leave with you an image of my new waifu. She's a bit obsessive, but that's because she cares.