September 14, 2014

Anime: A Dilemma

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It's been a small while. (I speak as if I actually have a following...)

I think it's pretty obvious in how I have professed my love for it so much, but I really, really like anime. I myself am I proud owner of a 'depression shelf', a shelf in which I collect a variety of pop culture items, mainly from anime since I really enjoy watching it.

However, recently there has been numerous issues in my plight to lie in my bed and watch the amino acids. I find myself as a sobbing mess every night, tears, oh the tears that flow like a cascade of water from under my glabella (Yes, my nose is under my glabella), as I slowly rock myself to sleep in the corner of my bed. This is all due to the lack of anime in my life. The fact that it says I've been watching Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei for about 2 months is a sign of my deprivation.

Now, don't be mistaken. I'm not abstaining myself from anime like a nun abstaining herself from sex. It's more that... Well, it'd kinda, well... I've been prioritizing other stuff over anime. Every day I get into that determined mindset of, 'Yes, this is the day that I'll be a complete shut in and useless piece of **** as always!' but I always find myself doing something productive. Do you feel my pain? It's just this... This sense of usefulness is completely overwhelming, and my contributions to myself, my family, society and the balance of the universe itself pains me to know that my beloved possible future waifus are not getting the attention that they deserve from me.

Actual picture of me with my waifu. Like I said, I never do sarcasm, and this is 100% undoubtedly me in this picture that I found in Google Images.

If you have made it this far, I applaud you for you have successfully wasted a few minutes of your life in which you'll never get back. But, if you have made it this far, I know that I have found the right people in which that I can seek help from. For you, yes you, you ******ed moron who has nothing better do with his life than read blog posts, I reach out to you!

And I ask of you to... Do absolutely nothing! Well, I suppose you could actually suggest some really captivating anime that's not Samurai Champloo, because I've already scheduled that to be next.

This is the man that's moderating your forums.