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Well. Another heathstone news. :D

Your stupid if you let a warlock place down TWO portals. That -4 cost on every minion is just... Might as well make them free. Making his 7-5 cost minions to 3-1 and placing them all down in the FIFTH turn.

And I was that warlock. And that 5 cost was a Venture Mercenary. That little 3+ cost on my minions didnt mean **** with that -4. Man... that felt so gooood. XD

Obviously I won.
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In my Pre-Ap class we're writing poetry, this poem is a catalog poem based on my childhood. In the poem we are supposed to be practicing repetition, and something else (I forgot :P). This is my first poem I have written for the class, so if it's bad don't be to harsh.

As I think back on my childhood
I realize
nothing ever happened
no emotional event
no catastrophic happening
I had a typical childhood
I've never broken a bone
maybe if I had I would understand
maybe I would join the rest of the kids
but maybe that's not true
maybe because I have never been broken

I know I've always loved having the
spotlight
I loved the attention and the focus
but I've never been one to put myself
out there
In a large place I prefer the quiet
a group of friends
but if there is a possibility of being
laughed at
even the slightest bit
I...

I've always had a fear of spiders
once I remember being with my aunt
and seeing a tarantula
they say curiosity killed the cat
and I guess it did
but the more I think …
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O.K. I really hope a Hi-Rez employee reads this...
Lets get started.
First off what happened to none ranked 1v1? seriously how am I supposed to practice 1v1 other than bots?
Also why in the world am I actually going up in rank? I was at rank 1900 and something then got pub stomped didn't even get a single kill! and I went up to 1500 and something then I played again got pub stomped again with no kills I surrendered at 10 minutes in and I actually went up to 1200 and something. DAFUQ?!
Also if I only have 12 masteries still in my first ten matches "preliminaries" there is no way I should be playing against a person ranked 100 and something with over 40 masteries.
P.S. 3v3 ranked joust would be nice just don't get rid of casual 3v3 joust! I would also love to see casual 1v1 joust again.
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Just writing to mention I'm finally going to write a guide again, after being a little wary with the newer gods. I'll be making a comprehensive Nemesis guide, involving Jungle, Lane, and Arena Nemesis, built as an Assassin and a Bruiser in each role.

If anyone wants specific tips or questions answered, I'll include questions in my guide under an AMA/FAQ section that I'll answer and credit :)

Until then, look out for it!
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Ok, I have no clue why, but I just have an urge to type. I have no clue why, but I just love typing and just expressing my thoughts, and I've just found ways to do this (such as the newsletter committee of my school, but that's not important).

Well, I'm going to start up some random prompt and just mindlessly talk about it.

And...

Nailcutters.

I'll be honest, nailcutters are ruining my life. I just find myself addicted to cutting my nails, perfecting them and always making them short. It's most satisfying when a nail is digging into your skin and then prying it open and cutting it. Of course, all addictions have got its bad repercussions, and nail-cutting is no different. I used to have lovely long nails, but now mine have developed into stubby nails just from me constantly cutting them too short.

Now, this addiction really isn't the worst addiction you can have.

My religion teacher recently used a quote that I absolutely love.

There are a lot of dead people walking among us.

T…
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I just played an arena hearthstone as a Warrior. Had an Ogre 6/7 and he had one as well as 2 taunts. And I had a brawl ready (It destroys all minions except one which is chosen randomly), so I figured I'd use it.

But just not to risk my 6/7 Ogre I used my 5/4 Ancient Brewmaster to bring it back to my hand. And after the BRAWL card was up. The most amazing thing that's ever seen happened to me for the first time with a brawl card. Out of my one minion and his 3. Mine survived!

Talk about Kung Fu Panda!

Just felt like putting this up. Damn I was lucky with that. I think my mouth gapped for a good 10 seconds while staring at that one hell of a lucky panda.

P.S. I still lost. xD
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Well, it'd be nice if the typical blog post here was a happy post rather than the depressing material we've seen lately. So I guess I'll go first: I've recently been accepted to Clemson University! It's probably not as well-known as Harvard and Yale, but I'm still really happy to be headed there. I'll be starting my Junior year of college there this coming Fall semester, so if there's anyone else there who'd like to get in touch and kick some virtual *** in Smite during when we've got free time, feel free to send me a PM.

On a completely unrelated note, enjoy this video:
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But beware, you'll likely end up realizing three hours have gone by after repeatedly clicking related links. Not that I know that from experience, or anything...
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(If your not able to read it, here is a direct link.
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I finished my little secret project - Odin jungle. It was pretty fun, I think I killed about 50 Nemesis' yesterday while working on it. Odin > Nemesis. As usual, the main jungling guide has been updated with an overlook and a link and pretty pictures.

I don't have anything else, but I'll make sure to update my other guides once I complete my lastest project: Nemesis jungle. But I'm having trouble getting a match where I can play her. :(
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'Everyone's posting depressing blogs and here I am posting random **** that I feel like posting'

Ok, I'm doing a book right now that has been crammed down almost everyone's throats, and that is, *tutturu* ANIMAL FARM!

Yes, Animal Farm, George Orwell's book that criticises the Russian Revolution la di da. Now, I'm not here to talk about the book. I'm here to talk about my English class.

So, my lovely teacher put a phrase on the board and we simply had to express our thoughts on it.

"Everyone should be treated equally"

Now, everyone else, which I'd like to call sheep or simpletons because they simply accepted what most people believe in as opposed to actually thinking about it in depth and eveloping their own opinion on it, in the class said that yes, this is right, this is what society should strive for and this would fix all the issues in the world, God bless America and it's never ending freedom.

Except for me.

Why? I mean, everyone being treated equally is what everyone should…
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