Patch Note Spoils - 9/24/14

Champions = heroes = gods = players = characters = stfu I am lord here

You think a freaking GOD isn't a champion? They'll champion your *** all up and down.

He's my pillow.
Funny thing is, I ACTUALLY have a He Bo JUST like this one....on the design of my pillow.
LOL

Is it just me, or does this kind of look alot like Pan? Seems like a Roman ripoff.
>.<

I had my suspicions for a while, but I think you've been trolling us for a long time.

You think an item that gives 30% attack speed, 30 physical power, and 30 physical power reduction for 1650 gold is bad? And you told me, and others, that Odysseus's Bow wasn't complete trash? That it might be useful? Are you kidding me?

You either misunderstood the item(s), are insane, or trolling. One of the three.

About last patch: Still think Arachne sucks, Odin is now ridiculous. For his ult, they need to put a indicator on all affected enemies that says "KILL THEM FFS, ODIN BENEFITS FROM KILLING THEM IN THE RING."

New god is everything bad about HiRez's design.

RNG passive is SO MUCH FUN GUYS.

Can his one get any more bloated?

His two is the old ZK ult in miniature. More heal spam, more stupidity and binary gameplay.

Old arachne ult is old arachne ult. God dammit.

Zyra ult is still Zyra ult when they change the chunk into a DoT. Probably near instant now, creating more brainless CC a la Geb.

No more queues. Yay.

Wow, another completely worthless item tree that doesn't actually fix the problems with the item. OB still a POS, new item is overpowered as ****. At least they fixed Heavy Hammer - it only took them two months to fix a price cost.

Cabra got more combo oriented buffs, making it easier to chain abilities.

Merc still isn't fixed.

OMG SHINY NEW SKINS AND PASSIVE METERS AND ICONS AND OTHER SUPERFICIAL ******** still doesn't change how Sobek's passive sucks and the balancing problems in this game.

In short, a bad patch.

In other words, a typical HiRez patch.

Wonderful.

This makes every patch fine, who cares about the game?

I don't like being considered a troll for a valid reason. The new item is, in my opinion, worse than Qin's Sais, so yes, I find it underpowered. And I can call you just as much a 'troll' for calling Arachne underpowered.

OB isn't complete trash. It's not just underpowered, it's really bad, but it's not trash, and can find use.

Always fun to experience the "Your opinion isn't mine, so it's wrong" though. I prefer healthy discussion though instead of arguing, and that's always been my mantra/credo. Just wish there were a more accepting/benevolent aura about these discussions.

btw, you an can auto-attack through walls with my boi sylvanus

Also Polynomicon works with his auto-attacks. If thats the case I'm wondering how Demonic Grip would be on him.

I checked in pts you can hit a tower without being in range and hit it from the jungle as well.

P5 is out