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step 1: press 1
step 2: press 1
step 3: press 1
step 4: press 1
step 5: press 1
step 6: press 1
step 7: when you get low ult out trying to escape hit 109399 people with that ult and get a peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnttttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaa killlllllllll
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Listen by yourself. There's no way to deny it!

When almost die: (Sings sarcastically) Miss me again!!
When dies: "This battle is stupid!"
Taunting: "Hey! Keep your eyes off my nuts!"
VGSS - "Hey, I'm stackin' here!"
VGSX - "Ehh! Cancel that!"
VGSQ - "Shut up, big mouth!" (HAHAHAHA)
VRS - SAVE YOURSELFFFFF!

But, the best of all:
VRR - RUUUNNN AAAWWWAAAYYYYYYYYY!
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"Smite is waiting for HiPatch update."
[Check For Updates]
"Update server https://discovery.hirez.net last contacted at 5/9/2018 6:06:26 PM)"
"Smite is waiting for HiPatch update."
[Validate/Repair]
"Do you want to validate the installation of Smite? This may take several minutes."
[Yes]
(Nothing happens)
"Smite is waiting for HiPatch update."
"The Hi-Rez Studios Authenticate and Update Service is working normally."
"There are no recommendations at this time."
[Re-run Prerequisites]
"Do you want to re-run the prerequisite programs for Smite? This will take you back to the launcher to complete this request."
[Yes]
"Smite must install prerequisite programs now in order to play. You will need to remain at the computer to respond to prompts to make sure these programs finish correctly. Are you ready to install these prerequisite programs now?"
[Yes]
"Smite is running prerequisite programs."
(Three-page long AMD CPU driver EULA)
[I Accept]
"Installing Prerequisites"
"All redistributable pre…
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Finally Season 5 came, and even though I played the last part of Season 3 and the Season 4, I never played Rankeds because I never felt ready to it. But this season I became fearless and decided to play it.

I always heard that rankeds are stressful and people do every thing to win and bla bla bla. I thought people were complain unnecessarily. They were right. Now let's talk about the match


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Hi

It's Prism

Just wanna say I'm NOT SINGLE ANYMORE PEOPLE

AFTER YEARS OF BEING A SINGLE PRINGLE

I'M TAKEN

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND MY BOYFRIEND LOOKS LIKE ZILBY

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

k love ya'll
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Yes, I'm actually back at it after the 5.7 ranked soft reset. Logged on last night, wife was super tired from restless sleep the night before so I knew I had a good chunk of game time XD

Warmed up with a couple of casual matches. Went 9/2/15 w/ Fenrir in an Assault game, where I accidentally auto-ran off the platform as we got into game, so started with 0 items...and got 4 kills before I died and was able to load up. Then went 7/2/19 w/ Bacchus in an Arena match that came down to the wire (3 tickets to 0). Was feeling pretty good after those matches.

Then DV-8 had finished up a ranked game, and so we partnered up for 3 ranked games.


This game, DV-8 decided to troll with a spicy Ah Puch mid pick. It actually worked pretty well for him (6/4/2, the only positive K/D on our team), and he would have done better with better teammates =(

I had Rama as an ADC. I'd given him the option of either ADC or Support. First few minutes were okay..…
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So, my first ranked qualifier for Summer(?) went pretty well; you can view the stats and other nice stuff here. It was mostly testing out the MarkiBranAura build in a ranked environment.

Start: Guardian's Blessing, Glowing Emerald, 2 Multi Potions, and finally 2 health potions.

The game started off badly. Why? Here's a hint, a lovely quote from Bran that predicted the opposite future:

And guess what? 2 minutes into the game and Izanami's dead. Lol.

Have another Bran quote:

There WAS communication, our mid blaming Kali for his deaths. In terms of who communicated the most it was Kali> Khepri> Kukulkan> Izanami]> Chaac.

They were winning initially and our mid kept trying to surrender. Throughout the WHOLE game even when we were flipping winning. Like what the ****. He also never placed a single ward.

An…
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