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Assassin's Blessing
Deathbringer
Deathbringer
Genji's Guard
Cloak
Baron's Brew
Brawler's Beat Stick
The Crusher
(Disclaimer: New players, please don't attempt this. This is a troll build. That means avoid it like the plague. If your name is SoloDoubleJ, F U. (I dare you to try the build, J...what? You can't figure out how to buy 2 Deathbringers? You must be a noob!))
Kumbhakarna because he's probably the closest to what a troll would probably look like (everyone knows trolls aren't real so we can only make reasonable hypotheses).
In case the build isn't clear (common sense ain't so common, people), here it is, laid out very, very simply for you low IQ folks.
Assassin's Blessing. Cuz you're Deathbringer. Can't fight without a weapon. And no weapon is better, sharper, or deathier than this. Deathbringer. Trolls are strong enough to carry a big weapon in each hand. Another Deathbringer is the obvious choice. The death has been BRUNG! Genji's Guard. By this time, the enemy is probably tired of seeing your 3rd leg flopping around as you're charging them, screaming bloody murder, and about to kill them for the 27th time (trolls don't know how to close out games so they just keep killing things that move). Armor will cover your junk up and make you look badass. Also, it's green, which is the color of trolls. Cloak. Cloaks make you look cooler. Don't get your Deathbringers caught in it, or you'll have to find a tailor to do some mending, and I haven't seen any of those in any of the maps I've seen. Baron's Brew. He's got the brew for you. (It's working for him, obviously) Make sure you drink enough so you can't see straight. It refills automagically when you get back to the fountain, so it's probably best to just stay close once you get this item, so you never run out. Brawler's Beat Stick and The Crusher. By now you should have at least 55 kills, so if they know what's best for them, they'll immediately run when they see you. Both have spikies on 'em, so throw it in front of them as they run away, and if you're lucky, they'll act like caltrops and mess up their feet, and make them run funny and fall (#addinginsulttoinjury, #fallfail).I'd like to thank my Deathbringer crew (Boogie, Gulf, DV-8, Taco) for keeping it real. This is dedicated to Kriega1 as an extremely poor attempt to make him smile.
(Also this isn't nearly enough to be a guide, Wayne.... But yet it's still classified as such.)
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LOL, in all honesty, I don't usually get mad at stuff. I can admit the slew of bad builds on the site, that we do try to limit, or provide feedback on, to help improve quality.
Sad thing is, you've got trolly people like him looking for entertaining viewership, and it sadly does nothing good for this site. There ARE people here that have put in a lot of time and effort to grow the game, improve player knowledge, etc., because people DO complain about "noobs" and whatnot, and want better competition. Well, guess who's contributing to that...and guess who's not.
But naw, I'm not mad...but it is entertaining for me to say F U to J, and this troll build was created for entertainment.
Well I don't care anymore, but others care. If I can link one of my smitefire builds (that is up-to-date) and you can downvote/hate on it without even checking it and attempting criticism you are just a little ***** - aka the typical Smite Reddit scrub.
Well I don't care anymore, but others care. If I can link one of my smitefire builds (that is up-to-date) and you can downvote/hate on it without even checking it and attempting criticism you are just a little ***** - aka the typical Smite Reddit scrub.
Kriega, what are you talking about?
My excuse: it was after 3 in the morning and I was delirious.
I am now satisfied in accomplishing my goal, and can comfortably archive it.
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Begone, peasants.